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[mostlyevilmisha]

1. Avoid any girl who has lots of overly-enthusiastic followers on tumblr. She’s an attention whore

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[bigdonkeyretard]

So, you have dated 54 women? :P

It would be enlightening to know which of these, if any, I seem to be.....

A couple ring a bell. :}

[mostlyevilmisha]

i hate the damn HTML editor i use~ it misses things...
like the website that this should be attributed to...
http://johncarney.tumblr.com/post/58720715/your-guide-to-holiday-romance

(i just copy pasta'd it...)

[blueflame11]

You're kiiiiind of right about the tattoos. Now that I have a full back piece, I have a hard time respecting people with crappy tattoos (small, faded cartoon characters receiving the harshest internal rants). Truly, I'd rather date someone with no ink than bad ink. But the road goes both ways, and I've been rather marginalized or incorrectly judged for my body art (like being manhandled, grabbed from behind, or otherwise touched without permission b/c *clearly* a painted woman is a loose woman...)

[mostlyevilmisha]

"a painted woman is a loose woman...)"
they aren't?
OMG that totally explains what i've been doing wrong!
and here i thought that the needle was a phallic substitute...
wait, i have 6 tattoos myself....what does that say about me?

*sits down to think this whole thing through*

[angelatini]

Who CAN you date? hahaha That was great. Thanks for sharing. :)
xoxo
ange

[nihiline]

avoid
leaves
a void...
if you are avoiding its multitudes of women creatures.
P.s. I have been here a year and we have done a good job of avoiding each other.

[mostlyevilmisha]

how has that happened? not intentionally, to be sure...
I guess it's because i almost never go out...
and you...have disappeared too.
so, we share culpability, and we share the shame

but how, praytell, do you propose to fix it?

[nihiline]

going to the vouge and it is quite possible to the merc.
.TONIGHT.
maybe ...you...
should go too.

[dawnchylde]

hrm.

Since we dated before long long ago and ages .. well. back then. You must avoid me. But, that was the only one. :-p

You forgot "Avoid any girl who is in a relationship"