I feel guilty, sometimes, that I don’t talk about my mother as much as maybe I should. Her passing leaves an unmistakable hole in my life, but it’s not a hole I feel every day. It’s only especially poignant when I need something clarified in my memory… she was kind of like the ultimate day-timer. She knew when every ones birthdays were, ( Read more... )

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Your results:
You are Darth Vader
Darth Vader
86%
Boba Fett
85%
Count Dooku
83%
Anakin Skywalker
77%
Mace Windu
74%
Emperor Palpatine
73%
Lando Calrissian
68%
Darth Maul
66%
Han Solo
66%
Qui-Gon Jinn
62%

Acting angry and scary has gotten
you where you are today.
Sure you dress cool,
but do you have any friends?
There may still be some ( Read more... )

anyone have any leads for a systems engineer/network wizard with mad, mad counter strike skills?


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1. Avoid any girl who has lots of overly-enthusiastic followers on tumblr. She’s an attention whore ( Read more... )

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Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 86% Apocalypse 73% Magneto 72% Catwoman 71% Lex Luthor 56% Mr. Freeze 56% The Joker 55% Poison Ivy 53% Green Goblin 47% Juggernaut 47% Two-Face 47% Dark Phoenix 42% Kingpin 41% Venom 39% Riddler 37% Mystique 35% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

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“When are you going to grow up?”

I looked at her dumbfounded.

“What?”

“I said, When are you going to grow up….You’re a 37 year old man, for Christ’s sake and you’re slobbering over a video game like a 14 year old with no concept of women and the inability to acquire alcohol…”

I thought about this while I drank my coffee. I looked at her, and her face ( Read more... )

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Question:  Could you really "bend" a bullet's trajectory as in the upcoming movie "Wanted," which looks really cool? 
Answer:  No, you gullible dumbasses. 
Signed, 
Sir Isaac Newton