To describe your occupation, use words such as "Teacher," "Homemaker," "Retired," or "None."

First graders completing proverbs ( Read more... )

Matzo brie and bacon for breakfast.

What I need are contexicons.

Chatting is easily the easiest and most ininterpretable (terpretable?) method of communication. Watch, I'll initiate a chat with some dude with whom I went to middle school:

There, I've done it. Oh, don't believe me? Well, you can't tell, because you can't interpret my context. Really: you have no clues at all ( Read more... )

Computers ( Read more... )

Is Best Available Being part growth am online or sales microsoft ( Read more... )

Places new and ladies, too, I'm B.J. He's the most tip top, Top Cat ( Read more... )

I've never seen the sun in my life. Dark, dank, and acrid are all I've known ( Read more... )

...on a boat?

"God tells me," his father replied. Drive to Illinois and remain ( Read more... )