Dear Opera ( Read more... )

1. Arrive early.

2. Obtain cap and gown from the back of a box truck in the parking lot. They don't ask for ID and there's no line:

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Print me a degree and increase my pay commensurate with my pending bonafides!

I'm sorry, but everything else I have at the moment works better than you do.

P.S. Please don't smell so good. You know how I want to want to use you.

Good day, my dear friend ( Read more... )

so i want to go to heaven ( Read more... )

nerd - Someone with a vast understanding of a subject, accompanied by an emotional disconnect from the topic. A nerd can strip and rebuild a computer without breaking a sweat or looking up a jumper setting, but wouldn't think to check out what's running on the box.

geek - Someone with a strong understanding of a subject and a passionate ( Read more... )

My dog is lying on the floor.
My dog is twitching all over.
My dog is sleeping.

My dog's eyes are wide open.

Happy Birthday Mugwort!!

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