"Heya. It's Riley. Or RJ. Or whoever of me you're callin' for. I cannae get to the phone, so leave me a message. Just dinnae hold you're breath. Life's too short. Cheers!"

[Leave messages for Riley or his writer here]

S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot
- S.E.X. by Nickelback

Co-written with drcampbellRiley couldn’t help it. All this talk of sex, not sex, maybe sex, probably sex, almost sex… it was making him horny. He had a free period at the end of the school day, so he came home early rather than hanging around to wait for Mia ( Read more... )