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[mostmysterious]

My cousin Some horrible person composed a terrible, terrible poem in my honor. I need new - better - poetry that can erase it from my head. But alas, I don't have any books with me (and I doubt anyone else does).

Someone share something with me. Even children's rhymes are better than those four lines, I'm sure.

Comments

[kenyajokesfail]

Are you sure that person was really that bad? You know how subjective poetry is.

[mostmysterious]

Yes. It was quite bad. Made my eyes hurt.

[kenyajokesfail]

You have sensitive eyes, then.

[mostmysterious]

My eyes are perfect, thanks.

[ssd_daze]

Yo, Oshitari.

[mostmysterious]

Ah Shishido! You finally arrived.

It's good to see another Hyoutei member here.

[ssd_daze]

Yup. So what were you complaining about again?

[mostmysterious]

My cousin. Someone's annoying lack of poetry skills. It's heart-breaking, really. How terrible the poetry they're dedicating to me is.

[fuckoffmoron]

No books. Use google.

[mostmysterious]

Why even look when I can get other people to look for me?

[fuckoffmoron]

Lazy ass.

[mostmysterious]

Of course.

[mostmysterious]

That is one I don't remember very well; but then, American history was never a favorite topic.

Thank you, Oishi-kun.

[petenshi_sama]

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this
my lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss

There you go. Little bird told me you're a pansy you like romantic sap like this.

[kenyajokesfail]

He's the pansiest of pansies.

[petenshi_sama]

Do elaborate~

[kenyajokesfail]

You want anecdotes? He cries at Titanic.