I keep seeing a lot of "dating rules" lists, so I figured it was time I tried my hand at one. Enjoy!

Number One!

Never be yourself. Good Sweet God and Jesus! Why on EARTH would you do such an incredibly STUPID thing like that? Nobody likes you! that's why I'm telling YOU how YOU should behave.

Number Two!The "Calling" rule. After a date, ( Read more... )

aerynscully told me that ramseschaos told folks that I got caught backstabbing aangelhart. Which isn't even true!

Hey and know what? dad was totally unfair to me yesterday and now I'm grounded :-(.

Oh yeah. Why does mintdelay keep posting images in their journal?! I keep telling them I'm on a modem! I'm going to unfriend them to teach them a lesson!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why krista1971 ( Read more... )

A few interesting Things Bush either HAS done or has ATTEMPTED to do for Veterans since taking office:
* sought in 2003 to cut a $75 a month increase in the "imminent danger" pay added to soldiers’ paychecks when in battle zones. The administration also sought to cut an increase of $150 a month for family separation allowance offered to ( Read more... )

I havent been posting to LJ much in the past.... oh, a long time.

A lot of that is because I've been in a journal posting elsewhere. Shame on me. There was a certain freshness to it that was pretty exiting. Lot's more random people. Here as of late, however, it has gotten more spammy and Trollish and is becoming increasingly more obnoxious. I have ( Read more... )

I hate end of the world stories. I think most of them are trite and overdone. Same thing with amnesia stories. But sometimes out of the blue something pops into your head and you have to run with it. It might even be another end of the world story. It might even be another amnesia story. But even a story that has been done a million times can be ( Read more... )

Today was a bad day. The end.

And it's about time ( Read more... )

Just for the hell of it...

( Read more... )

Ever feel like people really would be interested that at 6:07pm EST you clipped your toenails and at 6:10pm EST you farted while stifling a yawn? Yes? Then you're in luck! TWITTER is the website for you! It's the only website that asks the question: What are you doing? I mean- RIGHT NOW- at this VERY INSTANT! TELL ME, DAMNIT ( Read more... )

The last few months Ive been in an imagination slump ( Read more... )