There are levels of stupidity in the world in which it is hard to do anything but laugh at. One of these levels is occupied by self-proclaimed therapist Richard Cohen, "former" homosexual who attempts to reverse the gayness in his patients by cuddling with them. He calls homosexuality a "same sex attachment disorder," and has fairly much been ( Read more... )

I decided to clump together some of the ID card pics I've taken through the years, everything from school ID's to DMV pics. I don't know why. I'm bored. I'll leave a comment after each, something about what was going on in my life at that time.

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This is the post where I discuss important moments in the history of my testicles ( Read more... )

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I've been fairly interested in hypnosis for a while now. I honestly used to believe it was a crock of shit, but that was a result of seeing goofy stage performances and the like. "Bark like a dog ( Read more... )

(I originally posted this elsewhere, but I like it so I'm reposting it. Still thinking about doing a continuation, but I'm a very lazy man.
An effort to list some of the more common beast types that inhabit the internets, I am attempting to put together a bestiary of the many varied types of beings commonly encountered. This is Volume One.
Troll: A ( Read more... )

Ever notice how sometimes you can meet someone and everything is cool and yer all like high fiving and having fun and everything is shit eating grins and the world is in slow motion like a movie montage of people having a great time doing various things... then suddenly the montage ends and everything you say seems to be wrong and you dont know ( Read more... )

I always know that when I really have something to say, LJ is here and that's more than a bit of a relief to be honest.

Long, meandering and musing post ahead... youve been warned!
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I just realized that I hate the 'elderly.' The word 'elderly ( Read more... )

I remember a lot of bored summer days in the mid 80's watching Mr. Wizard on Nickelodeon. What I didn't know was that Mr. Wizard had been on tv off and on since the 50's. Generations of science fans learned how to make a rocket ship out of a soda bottle from that guy ( Read more... )