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Halfway
There’s a planet called Halfway, because that’s what it is. Halfway across the galaxy, a refueling point for the ships traveling from outer edges to inner and back, and that’s all it’s useful for. Planet’s big enough to hold a good size population but has no resources. Dirt won’t hold a crop no matter how many different fertilizers ( Read more... ) -
Good Girls Die First
A few things you should know. One: I am not a good girl. Good girls die first, despite what you might see in your big Hollywood movies. Good girls always die first. It’s us hard up, cold hearted bitches that live to see the credits. Two: despite what my appearance might tell you, I am the hardest, coldest bitch you’ve ever met. ( Read more... ) -
Pip the Squeak
Pip the Squeak
A Teaboy Tale
Pip the Squeak fell through the door and into the burning California sun. She stumbled, blind, across the shopping mall square following the distant sound of running water.
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Weekly Movie Review
Review: Dead Snow
Beretta Paige
This movie answers the question of, “What’s better than Zombies? Nazi Zombies,!” This is the Zombie movie all us fans of the shuffling undead have been waiting for. It has everything you love and hate in a horror movie: A cast of off beat college students in a secluded wood cabin with no cell ( Read more... ) -
Ending to the Worst Story Ever
The writer's workshop I attended this weekend had a contest to write the ending to the worst story ever. The following is mine. Amazingly, I only took third place.
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Arkham
Arkham sat in the back of the theater thinking somewhere paint was drying, and he was missing it.