"i drove all night to get to you, i drove all night to make love to you"

[mothergoddamn]

I had my driving test on Thursday.

It did not go well.

First off, I fucked up within six minutes when, for reasons known to only God, I tried to turn right into oncoming traffic. I decided after that to impress him with how good I could have been. I was all awesome and spotted a red light from MILLLLES away and came to a gorgeous stop behind a

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[tailoredshirt]

Oh my god, I'm so sorry! :(

[mothergoddamn]

Aw, thank you!

[rebness]

What you should do is this: take up cycling. :D

[mothergoddamn]

[mcgarrygirl78]

Holy hell, that's total balls. I'm sorry you failed babe but of course you tell the story so well *hugs*

[mothergoddamn]

Thank you. Can you give me a lift?

[mcgarrygirl78]

I dont have mine either, its the last hurdle I have to climb. Your story actually scared the beejesus out of me...I can so see that happening since I'm prone to worse case scenarios.

[roboticonograph]

Oh no!

I have tried multiple times to pass my driver's test and have had a whole host of adventures, but this really tops all of them. I'm glad you're okay. And I second the comment about cycling. Clearly that's the way to go.

[mothergoddamn]

You should see me on a bikem though.

YOU THINK ME IN A CAR IS BAD.

[roboticonograph]

At least on a bike your damage intensity/radius is somewhat more limited.

Also, bikes have this going for them.

[spockside]

Many sympathies from me also. (Though I confess I had visions of the opening scene from Four Wedding and a Funeral...)

[mothergoddamn]

It was a bit like that. With a slice of Die Hard.