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[motherly_type]

I visited the Jolly Roger with Nibs, Curly and John yesterday to provide the pirates with a nice meal. They may be our enemies but no-one should be subjected to eating only brown, day-in and day-out for years. I would have preferred to be able to cook the meal abord the ship instead of having to reheat it, but I don't trust the pirates to behave

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[billy_jukes]

With all due respect Miss Wendy, he proably has.

And don't worry about anyone on the Roger trying to due away with you, especialy after that wonderful meal you cooked us.

On second thought, you might wanna steer cleer of Cookson. He seems a tad jealous...

[motherly_type]

Oh, dear. Thank you for the warning.

[longhaul]

So yer cookin' for the enemy? Sounds pretty dumb to me. Yer at least gonna betray them inna end, right?

Oh, wait, no... yer onna them Autobots kids, right? Er, wait... what are you, anyways?

And I thought that was a welding you guys were wantin'? I can do that, y'know. Welding. Sometimes it comes out sloppy, though.

[motherly_type]

Enemies or not, those poor pirates are living in such dreadful conditions, I couldn't stand idly by when I can so easily make a difference. I'm not about to stand on their side on the battle field, but a meals here and there seem quite harmless. If anything, perhaps this will start a new era of peace!

I'm not sure what an Autobot is but I'm rather sure I'm not one of them. I'm a little girl.

I'm sure you're a perfectly wonderful welder, er, sir, but it is a wedding we're looking for.

[longhaul]

Ehn. Don't know much about that, then.

An' I didn't say you were an Autobot yerself, mind. I was jus' figgering you for onna the pet humans they've got.

[motherly_type]

Pet humans? How awful!

[alexnightshade]

A wedding?? You are so very lucky...

[motherly_type]

It is wonderful, isn't it? A Neverland wedding must be so romantic! I suppose I'll see soon enough... if Peter remembers.

[gentlmn_starkey]

Ah, yes, congratulations. And ahem, from a teacher to a newly wedded young mother, make sure the lost boys aren't too bored while you and Pan are diverted. Turning one's back on lost boys is likened to turning one's back on the ocean.

[gentlmn_starkey]

er, that is, please make sure they're not bored to the point where we pirates have to 'entertain' them.

[motherly_type]

Oh, I don't think you'll have to worry. I'm finding married life to be much like pre-married life. Not diverting at all.