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he's there somewhere!

As the hour comes to a close, the Girls Gone Wild hour from 3am to 4am Central Standard Time, I have already masturbated twice and feel the need to express myself on Internet. When I am away from Laura, away from my laptop and at home with my family, I lack porn, so I make due with what I have; and that is basic cable. Sometimes, when it is not ( Read more... )

to my front page thing here; did someone hack into my account and make it different or is it just lj being gay?

It will be hard at times for me to find words that have described this last week for me. It was indeed a hell of a week. Fucking papers and midterms and a buttfuck load of studying, but I worked hard and I really think it paid off. I mean, I'm so lucky that I get to learn and grow. My thirst for knowledge just grows and grows; it's so fucking ( Read more... )

A random favorite bands list ( Read more... )

If someone were to ask, "Why are you updating your livejournal, Kyle?" I'd normally answer, "Because I'm a faggot." But now I would answer, "Because Dave and I are faggots." I know most already knew this. I'm just making things clear for everyone ( Read more... )

it might not be purple monkeys, if you know what the proper animal/color combination please say so ( Read more... )

Today is the second day of the year and to celebrate we have this fine diningroom set to give away. The first person to reply with more than a thousand different words gets a pat on the back from me, congratuations, you will waste a lot of time for an internet pat on the back from me. I am listening to a city of caterpillllar song that i found on ( Read more... )

Today is new years and my grandma's birthday. In hour of all the final fantasy i've been playing, we went to eat at the quest. I had a hamburger. My uncle is there, there is a short story inside of him in the least. My dad is moby dick, though. It is also louisa's bday today. Happy Birthday ( Read more... )

I was trying to read this JD Salinger short story today; I was trying to be cultured, but my sister wanted to fuck. They fucked, her and her boyfriend, and I heard her gasping. It's depressing. I'm alone in my room all by myself trying to educate myself without anyone else around, but I hear this moaning and shit, which I usually don't care about ( Read more... )