» Name: Phil Donahue ( Read more... )

The last two nights have been filled with bad dreams, nightmares, I suppose. I wake up with a rapid heartbeat and in a cold sweat. The only dream I can remember is where I was playing baseball with some of the Cubs, notably Carlos Zambrano and Phil Nevin. We were playing in my parent's backyards, and it was going fine until four Mexican children ( Read more... )

Each stanza, a gift
A lover, holder of something more important;
A charcoal pencil,
A rare bird in the middle of your nowhere
Look at that genius.

It's that special time of the biweekly or monthly or something like that time where I type on here because I'm bored or distressed and I'd really like to be truly emo and true to the accepted ways of lj and the ways things are, but then my friends wouldn't respect me, and we can't have any of that. My sister is a crazy fucking bitch, she calls her ( Read more... )

mother prussia: i should go out and conquer the world ( Read more... )

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So my new dream is to become a bus driver. It all started when dave asked "kulvars?" and I said yes, and I needed to put pants on because I was only wearing shorts, so I put on these dressy pants, with a pleeeet and erthing, and then I thought "do I have a nice shirt?" and I did have a short sleeve blue button up collared shirt (a Hensley shirt if ( Read more... )

I'm just saying that because I am so successful at being successful that I sometimes fear failure, but not when shitting, and I have now made it a choice, a pleasure, a fettish to shit in public bathrooms. I love having my ass opened up wide while there may or may not be people around. And I tell you what, this turns me on so much that I then ( Read more... )

Easter bunny what the fuck who are you? I do not understand your function. I saw you at the mall the other day, and i'm confused by your contrived costume and you're easter eggs, the bunny bunny that you are. It should have been an easter platypus or an easter spiny porcupine because they are mammals that lay eggs like bitches. But you know, ( Read more... )

Oh, fuck, I woke up kind of early from a NAP at 6 this morning, dillydallied around like a gay, and decided that since I am uberfucked by shit trying to find its way back into my rectal cavity, that I could just go to campus and start doing some work, but by the time I decided this it was already 10am, and by the time I got my shit back out of my ( Read more... )