So I move.

unfilm_weekend
Add me there.

We drove to Jersey and back in one day only to see FC Barcelona kick the shit out of some crap NY football team... Red Bulls or something to that effect. Score was 4 - 1, and WE WERE IN THE FIRST ROW! Granted, we were at a corner post, but it was still awesome because, since they are so amazing, as in literally the current best club team in the ( Read more... )

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I've arrived in Cairo safe and sound, and the Arab League talks are relocated to Italy, so I'm not so worried any longer.

It's 12:30 in the afternoon here, and 100 degrees so far. Time for a 3-hour drive to Alexandria! I'll eat some authentic arabi falafel and let you know how it goes. PAYCE.

My away message read:

as usual, Israel is acting like a 12 year old gang member with a gun.

Jesus fucking Christ, if they acted like a damned COUNTRY they might not be catching shit from every country on earth for bombing civilians in Lebanon. If we wanted more terrorists, we'd ask Saudi Arabia.

Jonathan comments:

j0nnyj0nj0n: dear saudi arabia ( Read more... )

Johnny Cash is kicking the shit out of the angel Gabriel for slacking on his watch of the Comfort Inn ad executives ( Read more... )

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Jimmy Morgan's nasal organ has a purple hue!

Love,
the dirt poor citizens of New York City, circa the late 1800's.


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Algernon Charles Swinburne was born today, in 1837. The same date that Pocahantas, that bald ho, married John Rolfe, in 1614 AND the same date that Booker T. Washington was born in 1856.

But who gives a shit about those assholes. Swinburne is so hot;


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Elizabeth and I were in Italy, at a discotheque ( Read more... )