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IN A FEW HOURS I WILL MARCH MYSELF TO COMPULSORY (AND BOOT-LIKE) CAMP IN WHICH I WILL BE FORCED TO DO DANGEROUS (OOH) AND DIRTY (AHH) THINGS. I HOPE TO REMAIN SAFE BUT THAT IS A LOT TO HOPE FOR GIVEN MY PROPENSITY FOR IRRATIONAL ACTIONS AND DUMB LUCK. YOU WILL PRAY FOR MY SAFETY SO THAT I CAN AMUSE YOU BY RELATING MY EXPERIENCES IN A MOST ( Read more... )

I'm not living
I'm just killing time
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kitten smile

And true love waits
In haunted attics
And true love lives
On lollipops and crisps

Just don't leave
Don't leave