nobody likes getting calls from telemarketers - especially the ones that act as if they're calling about some top secret issue of national security and won't give you any CLUE as to what they're selling when you ask to take a message for the person who (invariably) "isn't home at the moment
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You know, I may just have to lie if they call me. Although, I am afraid if she calls massachusetts enough she'll get desensitized, so perhaps I should fulfill her next worst fear.
"Hmm. Well, she's marrying a dog. It's a female dog, but it's pretty butch, so a tuxedo would work. Do you have little doggie tuxedos?"
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gives new meaning to "wedding party" now, doesn't it.
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Ha, yeah. :) Too bad most potential orgy weddings are wasted on mormons.
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