"victory is MINE!"

Apr 06, 2005 10:14

nobody likes getting calls from telemarketers - especially the ones that act as if they're calling about some top secret issue of national security and won't give you any CLUE as to what they're selling when you ask to take a message for the person who (invariably) "isn't home at the moment ( Read more... )

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bluechromis April 6 2005, 15:16:49 UTC
Hahahahaha!

You know, I may just have to lie if they call me. Although, I am afraid if she calls massachusetts enough she'll get desensitized, so perhaps I should fulfill her next worst fear.

"Hmm. Well, she's marrying a dog. It's a female dog, but it's pretty butch, so a tuxedo would work. Do you have little doggie tuxedos?"

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motospeedfreek April 6 2005, 16:07:10 UTC
maybe i should give them my dad's number - with multiple brides n'all.

gives new meaning to "wedding party" now, doesn't it.

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bluechromis April 6 2005, 16:16:03 UTC
gives new meaning to "wedding party" now, doesn't it.

Ha, yeah. :) Too bad most potential orgy weddings are wasted on mormons.

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hiddenbear April 7 2005, 21:40:03 UTC
LOL. Very nicely done!

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