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[mouldytailcoat]

Love, I hope you're feeling better now that we've had that long, hot, wet bubble bath. Though I suppose if that didn't work, the slow, sensual, naked full-body massage would have done the trick

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[putasockinit]

Yes, I am much better now, love. Thank you.

I don't think I will ever forget the look on your face when that leg snapped and sent us rolling onto the floor! Of course, that was nothing compared to the expression you got a few minutes later.

Er, we certainly do need to find a new table. A much sturdier table. Have you found any that you like? I am working on the wishlist right now if you have something that you want to add.

[mouldytailcoat]

That look was due to landing on a large, pointy stick!

And I think I hit a table leg, too.

Ooh, this one looks very substantial. Shall I add it?

[putasockinit]

Hmmm. The legs look rather fragile. Add it, but we can always change it if we see another.

Love, would you like something like this?

[mouldytailcoat]

Ooh, it's lovely and floral. You're so thoughtful and devastatingly attractive.

Keeping that in mind, may we pretty please add this?

[acridturpintine]

Permission to kill myself sir!!!

[mouldytailcoat]

Permission most wilfully given.

[iloatheyouall]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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That's so mean.

[mouldytailcoat]

CAN I KILL YOU AND JUST GET IT ALL OUT?

[putasockinit]

Which is more disturbing? The likelihood that this is our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and our Potions/Sex Master talking to each other? Or the likelihood that this is people like Nott and Boot pretending to be our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and our Potions/Sex Master?

[mouldytailcoat]

THE SIMPLE FACT IS THAT IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT EVEN IF IT WERE NOTT AND BOOT AND NOT SNAPE AND PROFESSOR LUPIN THAT THEY'D BE THINKING IT ANYWAY, AND ANY WAY YOU HAVE IT I WANT TO EAT BABIES AND SLAUGHTER BUNNIES EN MASSE SO THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE.

[mouldytailcoat]

Oh, Merlin. Your comment is the most disturbing. I would never do that. Ever.

[putasockinit]

Whoever this is, putting it in Filch's journal is a one-way ticket to me gouging my eyes out.

[putasockinit]

I concur.

[mouldytailcoat]

With Dobby's journal answering, no less.

Filch/Dobby, together forever?

[mouldytailcoat]

OTP??