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[mouldytailcoat]

It's not fair! Not fucking fair at all.

Smith has no reason to claim all the willing women! None!

Mrs Norris will take me, won't you? Good girl.

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[putasockinit]

Dobby iz asking Mrs. Norris!

[mouldytailcoat]

WHAT?! That's just the last straw, now, ain't it!?

[mouldytailcoat]

Like she would choose You over Me!

[shouldteachdada]

They do say all cats look alike in the dark, Argus.

[mouldytailcoat]

I'd know my pussy anywhere, Professor. Smells different, feels different.

[tart_in_tartan]

Really Argus. Going with a cat? That's rather low, even for you.

[mouldytailcoat]

You're going with Smith! I was going to ask you, you know.

[tart_in_tartan]

Really.

If Mr. Smith is allowed multiple dates, I see no reason why I should not do the same. I suppose I could pencil you in, if only to save you the embarrassment of showing up with that cat of yours.

[mouldytailcoat]

Mrs Norris did have other plans, damn the luck. Guess that makes me your Head Date!

Pick you up at your office. Gotta go spit-shine my boots now.