Dino does not care. Dino loves you regardless. Dino is my friend Amberjoy's dog. He needs you to come out and party on his behalf. Dino's story and party flier to follow ( Read more... )

Poke the Kitty, er... Tiger... Skaene.

http://www.goldencompassmovie.com/?59581

So, ok... the game is called "Count the wrecks while we drive in the snowstorm," and the venue is the roads between Bronxville, NY and Brookfield, VT ( Read more... )

"I wanna kiss your ovaries!
I wanna teach the kids to read!
I wanna set you pants... on FIRE!!!!"

I finally got a job! (finally = after two weeks of looking)

Also... we have the internet! Damn you tropical storm so-and-so!

Come by Pete's Bar & Grill, order complicated drinks, and harass me.

If I just had my stilts with me...

Today I went surfing. Now I have lots of water up my nose and a new activity to base my life around.

WEEEeeeEEEEeee!

So, my sister had another brush with the cops recently ( Read more... )

So, Wyll and I went to two job interviews today, both for well paying positions in "sales" but it was unclear from the news paper add what would be sold...

But it turned out to be Kirby vacume cleaners and Cut Co. Knives....

I am unclean.

We have arrived. Here is nice. With internets on top.

Sender: Me (not my name, just Me)
Subject: 586
Body: 876 5556

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DELETED

Wyll and I both got a piece of spam like this in our inboxes, which looks like I sent myself a phone number, but no. Very not. Any other Gmail users get a phone number from "Me?"