this is a christmas post

[mountainhalo]

merry christmas, happy holidays, etc etc. this has been the most amazing christmas, it really has, even despite the lack of eli the pug's presence. here's a rundown of what santa brought me

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[oh_rot]

sounds like the best christmas ever. totes jealous that your amazing boyfriend got you all that fiiiine shit. <3 Also I really want to see these plugs. And what naked boys?

[mountainhalo]

it's some off broadway musical. where they apparently sing naked. i'm sure i will be completely embarrassed the whole time.

[purchased_heart]

OH SHIT IT REALLY IS DECORATED GOURD SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS.

i couldn't help myself.

i'm so happy you had a good christmas bb. i'm sorry if i dampened it with my emo ranting D: but anyway. you're getting more presents soon! (not soon enough D:) and i'm gonna steal your perfume and spray it on everything i own so i can be like CHRISTINAAAAA :D all the time. cause i'm a creeper like that. and excuse me john, why are you trying to steal the buying owl things from me? it's the only way i ever get christina good gifts D:

okay wow i'ma stop being a crack head now and get back to walking into mordor.

[mountainhalo]

you didnt dampen it at all bb. emo ranting and all, it was still a good day. and john said the same thing about my perfume. i think you two were separated at birth.

did you ever make it to mordor?

[purchased_heart]

omg icon :D

lol john and i need to meet so we can figure out a more efficient way to worship you.

and no i didn't. i will today! i made it halfway into helm's deep.