Governor Dangerously

[mountebank]

Letting Governor Rod "Madman" Blagojevich speak at his impeachment trial is like allowing Moroni to make his opening remarks at his indictment in the movie Johnny Dangerously"You fargin iceholes. This summon-a-batch country was founded so that innocent people, like myself, could live freely. You bastages have trampled my fargin civil rights

Comments

[hoskie]

I am so sick of seeing his face every time I turn on the news. D:

[mountebank]

How do you think we feel?!

[hoskie]

I can't even imagine!

[mountebank]

You can't even call it "fifteen minutes of fame," it's more like he's stolen the spotlight and the fat lady has sung.

[issabellablue]

Oh God, no! Say it ain't so!

[mountebank]

Oh it is! And I just can't seem to stop doing a jig!