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[mourning_choir]

So until I decide when it's a good time to start dating again, I'm not going to be tricked by cute girls who say they want something more serious and actually just mean that they want something to get their minds off their own problems and stresses

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[norelle]

so you're saying you want to date a chubby, redhead, no-butt, meat and potatoes, republican babe?

[mourning_choir]

Obviously. The chubby, redhead, no butt, meat and potatoes thing though does describe one ex girlfriend I can think of now...

[hairy_knees]

And if you get that number, ask if she has a sister that digs pale dudes with bodies like a prepubescent girl.

[mourning_choir]

Will do....

[mourning_choir]

NOICE