CORBAN DALLAS

Is a really great song.

SHOTGUN WEDDING!
SHOTGUN WEDDING!

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ATTENTION!

All black metal bands not named: Emperor, Bathory, Mayhem, or Venom... are gay.

PS: The ellipse was not necessary, but using it made me feel a lot more trendy.

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I enjoy being hot, because I can expose myself through all sorts of mediums knowing that somewhere out there some woman wants to ride my shit the moment she lays eyes on me. I enjoy this because I am the most evasive bastard on the planet, and every time a girl attempts to instigate a conversation I just look at her and laugh inside until I decide ( Read more... )

I feel that as of right now and for ___ amount of time to come from this point forward, Madonna is the only musical purveyor relevant to discussion. Such as to say that "Causing a Commotion" and "Lucky Star" are more satisfactory than Megadeth or Pantera. I'm applying for Hollywood Video right now. This is worse than applying for PetCo. I wish for ( Read more... )

I have not updated this LJournal in a while. I feel compelled to do so now for all of you who are so immensely interested in my life. I have two new bands, one of which is more or less a 'project' called Diesel Power and the band with John from Westford being Mindriot. No, I am clearly not obsessed with Soundgarden or Kevin Nash. Not enough to name ( Read more... )

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