Well, someone had decided to sloooowplayingly steal stuff form the bus. And that was not cool. And junk.

So Deadpool was going to have to come up with a punishment as he waited for the kids to get their asses into the office. Maybe it would involve not breaking into spontaneous musical numbers. Who knew?

Who. Knew.

[[For those two]]

So, Deadpool had some chicken. And access to the internet.

Someone should not allow him to combine the two after finding this website. Because now all he was doing was dancing to the horrible, horrible commercial. Hey, it was a step up from Dora the Explorer, okay?

Just be glad for that.

[[...idek. OPEN]]

It was the beginning of the school year once again and there were many important things for Deadpool to take care of. Paperwork and all that fun... stuff ( Read more... )

So, Nate was still a dog. Which made for awkward conversations about walkies. And good ones about selling Nate's things on E-Bay when he got all Nate-ish at him ( Read more... )

Nodding off during CNN wasn't reeeaally new with Deadpool. Not in the slightest. Because, well, it was boring. Maybe if they were watchin' something fun like Fox News and drinking every time someone mentioned socialism or Nazis...

Oh, Glenn Beck. Cry moar.But when he had a weird dream about waking up with Vanessa, that was where he was almost sure ( Read more... )

Wade Wilson had very important business to attend to. Helping run a school was hardly child's play, after all. And so he had no time to waste ( Read more... )

There were certain things that meant it was Sunday morning in this household that Deadpool was a part of only by virtue of having people move into his house when he wasn't there. AGAIN ( Read more... )

Something was off today, but Deadpool couldn't quite put his finger on it. No, it wasn't the lovely weather or the fact that he was wearing new underwear ( Read more... )

Oh, bandwagoning. It is the fun!

Those still on Island (Except for Black Bolt):

( That guy in the pajamas... )

After spending some nice, quality time alone in the woods, Deadpool had decided it was time to come on back to Nate's place. And, you know, check in on stuff.

And things.

Which seemed to mean sneaking in like a ninja. As ya do.

[[For that guy. Apartment modded because I can. I CAN]]