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[moveablefeast]

I really am truly sorry

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[apdraper2000]

Ah, "This is just to say" - an inexhaustible resource.

[moveablefeast]

I haven't the wit for a good imitation, but you know...:)

[eatenbykraken]

this caused me to laugh out loud and nearly choke.

[moveablefeast]

Sorry about the nearly choking part. ;)

[neveragoodone]

Hahahahahahaaa
I love it. Oh, the times I've wanted to turn around and smack someone for bumping me with their cart. Go around, you cantankerous old fart! (It's nearly always old people for some reason.)

[moveablefeast]

And also the guy who buys $300 worth of groceries and then decides...after everything is rung up and bagged and in the cart... to write a check. But not to hand over the check until he has balanced his check register. Meanwhile, you are immediately behind him and have already unloaded all your groceries onto the belt, and so you are STUCK. And so you contemplate either ramming him with your own cart while screaming obscenities or just loading all your stuff back into your cart to go to another lane, because you know it would be faster than waiting for him to write his check, which, FOR HIS INFORMATION, IS NOT WAR AND PEACE AND DOES NOT TAKE TEN YEARS TO WRITE OKAY THANK YOU.

Or...maybe that has never happened to you. That surely would not have happened to me *innocent whistle*

(John is about to ban me from all public places.)

[neveragoodone]

Thankfully I, too, have never been in that situation...as is evidenced by the fact that the top of my head is still attached. Yeesh, people.