so i've been tagged, whatever the fuck that means ( Read more... )

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me and two of loveliest ladies ever created were in a parking lot just chatting when suddenly a bmw rolls up, windows down, music blaring, and the three of us stopped in mid conversation and burst out laughing. why you may ask? (although i'm sure you don't really care i'll tell you anyway) because the car was blasting "a whole new world". it was ( Read more... )

dear faculty and staff of the ucf school of film and digital media,

suck on a fat black man's thick penis and choke and die on his semen.
thaaankkksss.

everyone else: please have a nice day!

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attn: FREE homemade oatmeal raisin cookies made by kappowwwww [my monkey!] and me. anyone interested please stop by 202 before the monkey gets to them.

*netflix. sure it's five or so years later but i'm hopping on that party train now and i'm as excited as the pointer sisters were in 1982 ( Read more... )

you've got a lure i can't deny but you had your chance so say good bye.

say goodbye.

it's 6:22 and i've been drunk since, uh, i don't know let's say 4:30. haha, iloveit!!!

happy thanksgiving ladies and gents.

i love you.

and sam: BABIES HAVING BABIES!!!

i seriously love SWEETPANTS.

let's leave at sunrise. let's live by the ocean. i don't mind if we never come home at all.