everything's coming up milhouse!

baker's dozen.

in print.

since we've last spoken, dear readers, i've managed to obtain an internship with a local magazine. yeah, sure it's great and all but with five classes (one taught by a racist professor looking to demean the whiteys and another in which i must create my very own movie to pitch to a skinny bitch who wishes she was actually a studio executive) i have ( Read more... )

i'm counting down the hours until i get to see all of you.

and i'd never make it through without you around.

let’s pretend we don’t exist.
let’s pretend we’re in antartica.

why burn your bridges when you can blow your bridges up?

oh how i've missed you mikey. i never imagined we'd be apart for so long (my world was incomplete without you my precious little angel). but you are back with me now and i couldn't be happier. you seem like new, dear. i promise to never hate you as long as you promise never to need a new motherboard again ( Read more... )

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my professor told me i'm "a wonderful little nerd" and i'm not offended in the slightest.