Oh Jesus!!

[mozapheliac]

There's this really fucked up cult called The Family and one of the tenants of their faith is that one should have a personal, sexual relationship with Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Humberto Christ. So one of the leaders of this group, Karen Zerby, put out a pamphlet of Love Words to Jesus that her fellow Family members could use while masturbating

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[flashbackkitten]

I feel like throwing up now. Hey! You should try to interview people from these cults and include that in your newspaper.

[mozapheliac]

Joanna Ocegura!! Fancy meeting YOU here!

[ohdannyboi]

OMG! This may be sick but it made me LOL!

Sick... LOL

[shadowfalconer]

I...I just don't know anymore. I'm crying inside (and laughing hysterically outside, of course).

Need some tissues, over there? I've got plenty, of course.

[stella_tursica]

Ewww. You know, I've actually always thought "worship" lyrics were rather romantic...but this just cuts to the chase, no?

Where do you find these things?!!

[lamelodieduvous]

yuck