Hey guys! I haven't been on this thing in nearly a year, but your anxious wait is over, for I have returned! Well...kinda. I'm not back on LJ, but I have a new blog on blogspot: http://sleazyeblog.blogspot.com/Read more... )

I just watched the film "A History of Violence" and I come away with one simple, yet vital question: Why is Viggo Mortensen such a mothafucking badass?

Have you ever noticed that most, if not all, male names beginning with the letter "N" sound Brisitsh, or otherwise not American? For example: Ned, Nigel, Neal, Nathan -- that's pretty much all of the male "N" names I think of, but you get the point. I wonder why Americans hate N words so much. Hmmm.

Tuesday was the last day of classes, which means that I am two papers and one exam away from official seniordom! Woo-hoo!

Also, last night I was voted captain of the fencing team! Yay!

Also, 2 weeksish ago I gave myself a mohawk, and it is pretty damn awesome.

On the downside, I have a cold. But otherwise, things are rather swell.

This is my new theme song. Think of me when you hear it.

A few gems taken from policy pamphlet of my student insurance plan:

If Injury to the Insured results, within 365 days of the date of a covered accident, in any one of the losses shown below, the Company will pay the benefit amount shown below for that loss. If multiple losses occur, only one Benefit Amount, the largest, will be paid for all losses ( Read more... )

I have had the most delightfully wonderful day today! I only had one class, my 4-hour lab was cancelled, I met with the professor that I will be doing research with this summer and we get along swimmingly, I made a new friend/borderline stalker (hi, Israel!), and I finished my short story for my writing class, which I thought I would have to get an ( Read more... )

Oh my god, Nancy Grace is the best show ever!! Hahaha!

Oh, my god, Nancy Grace is such a bitch, and this Elizabeth chick rules my ass!

I just spent the last few days holled up in my room watching the entirety of  Dexter season 2, and boy howdy, that is the best show on television PERIOD

If you've never seen the show, then I highly recommend you watch it. Both season 1 and 2 are online for your viewing pleasure.

Now I just have to wait a literal year or so before I can watch season ( Read more... )