Comments | mozapheliac: I want to be Satan when I grow up

mozapheliac

I want to be Satan when I grow up

May 09, 2007 18:47

Today my atheist group held an event called Bake Sale for Your Soul, in which we had people sell us their souls in exchange for a cookie. It was fucking awesome.

It was basically me and a group of people sitting at a table in the College Center yelling at people as they walked by, "Hey, wanna sell your soul.....for a cookie?" And them replying, " ( Read more... )

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magistar2 May 9 2007, 22:53:46 UTC

After careful consideration based on my soul's future worth, I think my previously offered lease idea is a poor one at best. However, would you be interested in a soul time-share? You can get it ten weekends out of the year (Christmas/New Years Guaranteed).

Hmmm..... mozapheliac May 9 2007, 22:57:40 UTC

Throw in Memorial Day weekend and it's a deal.

Re: Hmmm..... magistar2 May 9 2007, 23:24:04 UTC

Done and done! However, if my soul comes back discolored and/or soiled in any way, you will have to forfeit your security deposit.

On a more theological note: any true believer should have no problem selling their soul to you. A true believer would know that their soul would belong to the deity(s) of their choice and, therefore, cannot be souled (har har). Legally, it would be a free cookie!

Mmm...legal cookies...

I like me cookies like I likes me women - illegal and in fishnets. mozapheliac May 10 2007, 00:50:18 UTC

Well, I was planning on having sex with it, but I'll be sure to use the waterbase colored lube, so it should get back to you pretty clean.

Yeah, it was weird, 'cause I had people say that they couldn't sell me their soul 'cause it "already belonged to someone else ::looks heavenward::" and people say that they couldn't sell me their soul 'cause they don't have one, and I'm like - Dude, I'm a freaking atheist! I don't even believe that souls exist! What freaking difference does it make if you "sell" me your damn soul?

Depends.. stella_tursica May 9 2007, 23:19:24 UTC

I'm not entirely sure I have one...but if you can find one I'll sell it to you for the price of chocolate chip/walnut cookie. Make that two cookies.

mekh May 10 2007, 02:42:41 UTC

You can't be a Mormonaut if you don't have a soul.
NO THANKS I DON'T NEED THE COOKIE THAT BAD.

It's good to be Mormonaut mozapheliac May 10 2007, 05:26:16 UTC

I have 75 souls, so I think that makes me Grand Master Mormonaut.

You make Joseph Smith proud.

cilohabla May 10 2007, 02:50:47 UTC

You're awesome and this has been one of the best ideas in human history.

mozapheliac May 10 2007, 05:35:30 UTC

Haha. Спасибо, Дима!

(I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that in Russian, but there you go.)