Coffee and Cigarettes

[mozapheliac]

Cigarettes give you cancer. Coffee makes your poo all runny. And both give you skanky breath and yellow teeth. Clearly any fool can see that mixing these two hearty staples of the convenience store diet is a deadly combination in any proportion -- and yet...and yet it is a marriage of vice that is both delicious and hopelessly irresistible.

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[mozapheliac]

You kind of gave up towards the middle there, didn't ya buddy?

[stella_tursica]

Hehehe. Cigs are gross, but it's so easy to envy the satisfaction smokers have when they take a drag. Makes me wish I smoked.

The best thing the 90's brought us was the Great Revival of Coffeehouses.

[stellarichards6]

your mom and syphillis

i lol'ed.

not too dark and with a pack of ciagrettes

had to play the race card, didnt ya?

that said, i secretly smoked from 13-17, and damn it was nice at the time. being all ~*~*~*rebellious*~*~*~. but now i cant stand the smell of smoke, though the thought of having a drag still seems pleasurable. my brain doesnt know what it wants.

[sapphire4me]

Well, I dislike cigarrettes so that doesn't tempt me, but there is something about coffee that makes it so much better than it is...especially if you add chocolate and/or carmel. I prefer my liquid calorie vice, beer, though.

The humidity has gotten me all out of sorts today...forgive me if I'm being an idoit.

[supervixen22]

There is nothing tasty about cigs. Coffee reminds me of bookstores.