One with such golden teeth can only eat ones golden apple

...Think about it. 

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

WHY DOES SLEEP HATE ME?

GOODBYE SANITY. 

It blows my mind how one persons problems can devide so many.. 

Life confuses me how it works out. 

I have theeeeeeee most fucked up dreams ever

THIS IS MY PROM DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://lilpaisley.typepad.com/.a/6a00e008d57442883400e5527162ff8834-320pi

...Now all I have to do is find it.

Either my past drug use has finally caught up to affecting my brain cells, or magical pixies keep fucking with me. At this point in time, I'd say either is plausible
.

Selfish bitch.

SCARY DREAMS ABOUT BREAKING JAWS AND GRINDING TEETH AND HAVING THEM FALLOUT! 0.0

Ugh, im excited to not work at Michaels anymore.