Movie Quote Roundup 3 -- Reanimator
We still have plenty of quotes, so here's the update, as well as the current list of people who owe quotes (which I will update as questions are answered).
There are way more FREE quotes, so please, take a stab at those and get 'em out of the game, because it requires no further effort once you've done so. There are no 3 Point questions thus far in this iteration, as all of the quotes are at least 24 hours old. Don't worry, though -- that'll change soon enough.
A01. You got mad squabbles, boy! (FREE)
A02. Character 1: Rise and shine, professor!
Character 2: You rise! You shine! (FREE)
A03. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl? (FREE)
A04. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping. (FREE)
A05. Gentleman 1: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some 'middle way' to solve this problem?
Gentleman 2: Float like leaf on river of life. And kill old lady. (FREE)
A06. Child: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.
Father: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor. "Sleepless in Seattle", guessed by fmh
A07. I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go. (FREE)
A08. When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. "Death to Smoochy", guessed by fmh
A09. Character 1: I'm a Brother Seamus!
Character 2: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish Monk? (FREE)
A10. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right?
Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? (FREE)
A11. It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire. (1 Point)
A12. I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, okay? (1 Point)
A13. Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. (1 Point)
A14. I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is. (1 Point)
A15. Don't look for a happy ending. It's not an American story. It's an Irish one. (1 Point)
A16. Goodbye. I talked. There. Have I made your fucking day? (1 Point)
A17. Character 1: She's a real woman, not a... you know.
Character 2: Transvestite?
Character 1: No, she's not a bimbo. (1 Point)
A18. Give my regards to oblivion. (1 Point)
A19. Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? "True Romance", guessed by flusterbunny
A20. With all the respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, believe me you've crossed that bridge. "Vanilla Sky", guessed by fmh
A21. Character 1: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Character 2: England? (2 Points)
A22. Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: a federation of worse oppressors than the last bunch of oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves freedom-fighters. (2 Points)
A23. I really want to play a character like a The Terminator. You know because the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own. You know, that they can relate to. (2 Points)
A24. Character 1: That's my pen. That's definitely my book.
Character 2: Well taking your book is not a serious injury!
Character 1: Serious injury book is a red book, that book is blue.
Character 2: Well forgive me, I've lost my secret decoder ring! (2 Points)
A25. The milk guy's getting paid. The potato chip guy's getting paid. The beer guy's getting paid. Every-fucking-body's getting paid, and you look through me? You fuck! (2 Points)
A26. They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. "Benny & Joon", guessed by fmh
A27. Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit. "Jackie Brown", guessed by flusterbunny
A28. Character 1: I'm your worst nightmare.
Character 2: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Character 3: Okay, all right, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare, but I am right up there! (2 Points)
A29. We are all animals, my lady. (2 Points)
A30. Character 1: Is this guy crazy?
Character 2: No, but he’s a carrier. (2 Points)
A31. I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people. (2 Points)
A32. This shit's chess, it ain't checkers. (2 Points)
A33. If I take my gingko, I can still remember where I put the viagra. (2 Points)
A34. Screw'm! Screw'm all! Screw the gov'm'nt! (2 Points)
A35. If there's anything I hate more than Baptists, it's Democrats. (2 Points)
A36. Oh, please. Last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint shaker. (2 Points)
A37. Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot. "Chasing Amy", guessed by flusterbunny
A38. You don't need proof when ya have instinct. (2 Points)
A39. Grandfather: You're at an annoying age.
Grandson: So are you. (2 Points)
A40. Character 1: Why did you say that I was a loser?
Character 2: Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run. You try too hard. (2 Points)
A41. You're a good grifter, man. It's hard to tell when you're lying. (2 Points)
A42. It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles. (2 Points)
A43. Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up. (2 Points)
A44. It is terrible, terrible for you to rob me in this way of my most treasured feelings! (2 Points)
A45. I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises. "Sid & Nancy", guessed by dkphoenix
A46. We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak. "Plains, Trains, & Automobiles", guessed by fmh
A47. Character 1: "Give him head"?
Character 2: "Be a beacon"? (2 Points)
A48. I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation. (2 Points)
A49. Character 1: I’ve learned this much--take what you can, when you can.
Character 2: Then you’ve learned nothing! (2 Points)
A50. I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. (2 Points)
indigoskynet:
B01. Are you embarrassed by this game I've started to play? (FREE)
B02. I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams. (FREE)
B03. Shhh... I'm about to defy you. (FREE)
B04. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things? (FREE)
B05. Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question? (FREE)
B06. Dutch Apple pie? (FREE)
B07. I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. And I'm very, very, very happy that you're the one to say them. (1 Point)
B08. Just because some kid smacks into your wife on the turnpike doesn't make it a crime to be 17 years old. (1 Point)
B09. "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon! (1 Point)
B10. My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! (1 Point)
B11. Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. (1 Point)
B12. I looked for that jacket for two fucking weeks. (1 Point)
B13. I'll give you an answer. I'm a man of medicine. I'm expected to save lives and ease suffering. I love people. Therefore, I would have no choice but to kill the son of a bitch. (1 Point)
B14. They adjusted to life in Mother Nature's frigid white anus. "Farce of the Penguins", guessed by fmh
B15. My balls are freezin'! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face. (1 Point)
B16. It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper! (1 Point) "Spy Kids", guessed by fmh
B17. Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Look at my mouth. Do I look familiar? (1 Point)
B18. Have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette. Something that goes well with chrysanthemums. (1 Point)
dkphoenix:
C01. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis. (FREE)
C02. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? Well, that's too fucking high! *KABOOM* (FREE)
C03. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? (FREE)
C04. God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... He could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters. (1 Point)
C05. Character 1: What about our relationship?
Character 2: What?
Character 1: Our relationship!
Character 2: Fuck that!
Character 1: You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you! "Repo Man", guessed by lightning_rose
itsaslashything:
D01. Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. (FREE)
D02. Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie. (FREE)
ambelies:
E01. Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright? (FREE)
bayushi:
F01. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine. (FREE)
flusterbunny:
G01. Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? Then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout! "The Running Man", guessed by fmh
G02. I've found a cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it! "Medicine Man", guessed by fmh
G03. Midget wanna be tall! (FREE)
joiedecombat:
H01. Character 1: Fiji?
Character 2: Think of the beaches!
Character 1: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Character 2: Think of the sun!
Character 1: It's monsoon season.
Character 2: Oh, then the women.
Character 1: They're cannibals there.
Character 2: Exactly. (FREE)
H02. If I can't have you, can I have my gator? (FREE)
H03. You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know? (FREE)
H04. The least they could do is kill my food before they serve it to me. I do an honest day's work, I want already dead food. (FREE)
H05. Character 1: Why, you speak treason!
Character 2: Fluently. (1 Point)
H06. Character 1: You and I combined make the perfect woman.
Character 2: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve. (1 Point)
H07. Character 1: Sorta wish you hadn't done that.
Character 2: Done what?
Character 1: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
Character 2: Oh, now look, junior, that's what divorces are for. (1 Point)
H08. Character 1: I've never touched a woman before.
Character 2: You still haven't. That's my corset. (1 Point)
H09. You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one! (1 Point)
wufeidragon:
I01. Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks. (1 Point)
I02. Regards. That's a fine letter, sir, that's an epic. That's dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send a stamp, airmail, that's all. You may go, sir. I may go too. (1 Point)
I03. Woman: I'll show you the door.
Man: I'll just go back out the window. (1 Point)
I04. No, he doesn't come to English class anymore. He says England is done for. He's learning Chinese. (1 Point)
lair_of_fenrir:
J01. I fooled you with my inspector! (1 Point)
J02. He swears a lot, doesn't he? (1 Point)
J03. All right, sonny, that's enough, just pack that in. (1 Point)
J04. No, this is my fucking place, mate. (1 Point)
J05. Kiss my frontbutt! (1 Point)
J06. How awful! We'll never get rid of the damned thing now. (1 Point)
J07. How about dying with some dignity? (1 Point)
J08. If he were alive, he'd have stood up by now. (1 Point)
J09. He did this to her face. (1 Point)
J10. Short of the hand of God, HIMSELF, is gonna keep this thing from goin' off without a hitch! "Dogma", guessed by flusterbunny
J11. When in California be sure to visit beautiful!...oh. (1 Point)
J12. What kind of a whorehouse is this?! (Another subtitle-quote, and I'm still not saying which language.) (2 Points)
J13. If you should break his personal security zone, you will be immediately put down by snipers. "Equilibrium", guessed by fmh
J14. Need I suggest that you forget us? Because we will not forget. (2 Points)
J15. Who wants us in Moscow? (2 Points)
J16. Character 1: What did you tell him? (2 Points)
Character 2: The story.
J17. It's like being a plumber. Do your job right, nobody should notice, it's only when you fuck up that everything gets full of shit. (2 Points)
J18. Character 1: How did he die?
Character 2: Not well. (2 Points)
J19. And now he's dead and you're here too. (2 Points)
J20. Should I invite who I truly desired, I would find myself without a home, much less a television show. (2 Points)
J21. Did we miss Baywatch? (2 Points)
J22. You really thought you were King?! (2 Points)
J23. I'll bend my bow to your will, sir! (2 Points)
J24. You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance! (2 Points)
J25. Why did you destroy my photographer?! (2 Points)
J26. They'd have torn your place out from under you in half an hour. (2 Points)
J27. Christ. The press were already screaming for blood, the last thing we want to do is escalate the situation. (2 Points)
filmbuff:
K01. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the fucking guns! (2 Points)
K02. The ball is round, a game lasts 90 minutes, everything else is pure theory. "Run Lola Run", guessed by fax_celestis
K03. The Phooey has just referred to the Jewish people. (2 Points)
K04. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you. "Brick", guessed by fmh
K05. Do you realize you've had three names in the past two days? I don't even know who I'm talking to any more! "Charade", guessed by flusterbunny
K06. Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces. "The Kentucky-Fried Movie", guessed by fmh
K07. People know they're being followed when they turn around and see someone following them. They can't tell they're being followed if you get there first. (2 Points)
K08. Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster? (2 Points)
K09. This is your receipt for your husband, and this is my receipt for your receipt. "Brazil", guessed by fmh
K10. Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn. "Clue", guessed by lair_of_fenrir
K11. Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? "The Emperor's New Groove", guessed by fmh
K12. His life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know. "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas", guessed by fmh
K13. Character 1: I fought the war for your sort.
Character 2: I bet you're sorry you won. (2 Points)
K14. We can't call Ripley's Believe it or Not, because they wouldn't believe it. (2 Points)
K15. I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass. "The Jerk", guessed by flusterbunny
K16. We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity. (2 Points)
K17. Is this your first time being robbed? You're doing great. (2 Points)
K18. I beat up the bathroom. (2 Points)
K19. When the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun. "Robin Hood: Men in Tights", guessed by lair_of_fenrir
K20. Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! (2 Points)
K21. Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk. (2 Points)
K22. I don't want to be a giant rabbit! (2 Points)
colubra:
L01. For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of "The Rape of the Sabine Women"-- or rather woman (or rather Alfred)-- and for eight you can participate. "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead", guessed by talmanes
L02. [into telephone] The vulgar evangelist, Mrs. Melrose Ape, proudly revealed that her angels were no more than underage adornments on sale to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, tears coursing down her face, the honorable Agatha... , whose repulsive liason with the Prime Minister shocked the nation this week, bewailed her, quote: "Ruined, bogus, vapid, bogus, and worthless life," unquote. [pause] Yes, two boguses. (2 Points)
L03. My ice lolly's melted! you must be the Devil! (2 Points)
On the IOU tip, the following people owe us quotes for previous answers. They can post them here. If you owe less than 3, it's perfectly acceptable to run up a tab until you've got more. If you have over 10, it's seriously time to post up some quotes.
crash_in2_me_87 owes 9
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 2
filmbuff owes 66
flusterbunny owes 6
fmh owes 26
joiedecombat owes 6
lair_of_fenrir owes 6
talmanes owes 3
Keep it going!
There are way more FREE quotes, so please, take a stab at those and get 'em out of the game, because it requires no further effort once you've done so. There are no 3 Point questions thus far in this iteration, as all of the quotes are at least 24 hours old. Don't worry, though -- that'll change soon enough.
A01. You got mad squabbles, boy! (FREE)
A02. Character 1: Rise and shine, professor!
Character 2: You rise! You shine! (FREE)
A03. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl? (FREE)
A04. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping. (FREE)
A05. Gentleman 1: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some 'middle way' to solve this problem?
Gentleman 2: Float like leaf on river of life. And kill old lady. (FREE)
A06. Child: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.
Father: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor. "Sleepless in Seattle", guessed by fmh
A07. I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go. (FREE)
A08. When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. "Death to Smoochy", guessed by fmh
A09. Character 1: I'm a Brother Seamus!
Character 2: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish Monk? (FREE)
A10. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right?
Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? (FREE)
A11. It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire. (1 Point)
A12. I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, okay? (1 Point)
A13. Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. (1 Point)
A14. I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is. (1 Point)
A15. Don't look for a happy ending. It's not an American story. It's an Irish one. (1 Point)
A16. Goodbye. I talked. There. Have I made your fucking day? (1 Point)
A17. Character 1: She's a real woman, not a... you know.
Character 2: Transvestite?
Character 1: No, she's not a bimbo. (1 Point)
A18. Give my regards to oblivion. (1 Point)
A19. Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? "True Romance", guessed by flusterbunny
A20. With all the respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, believe me you've crossed that bridge. "Vanilla Sky", guessed by fmh
A21. Character 1: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Character 2: England? (2 Points)
A22. Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: a federation of worse oppressors than the last bunch of oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves freedom-fighters. (2 Points)
A23. I really want to play a character like a The Terminator. You know because the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own. You know, that they can relate to. (2 Points)
A24. Character 1: That's my pen. That's definitely my book.
Character 2: Well taking your book is not a serious injury!
Character 1: Serious injury book is a red book, that book is blue.
Character 2: Well forgive me, I've lost my secret decoder ring! (2 Points)
A25. The milk guy's getting paid. The potato chip guy's getting paid. The beer guy's getting paid. Every-fucking-body's getting paid, and you look through me? You fuck! (2 Points)
A26. They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. "Benny & Joon", guessed by fmh
A27. Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit. "Jackie Brown", guessed by flusterbunny
A28. Character 1: I'm your worst nightmare.
Character 2: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Character 3: Okay, all right, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare, but I am right up there! (2 Points)
A29. We are all animals, my lady. (2 Points)
A30. Character 1: Is this guy crazy?
Character 2: No, but he’s a carrier. (2 Points)
A31. I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people. (2 Points)
A32. This shit's chess, it ain't checkers. (2 Points)
A33. If I take my gingko, I can still remember where I put the viagra. (2 Points)
A34. Screw'm! Screw'm all! Screw the gov'm'nt! (2 Points)
A35. If there's anything I hate more than Baptists, it's Democrats. (2 Points)
A36. Oh, please. Last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint shaker. (2 Points)
A37. Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot. "Chasing Amy", guessed by flusterbunny
A38. You don't need proof when ya have instinct. (2 Points)
A39. Grandfather: You're at an annoying age.
Grandson: So are you. (2 Points)
A40. Character 1: Why did you say that I was a loser?
Character 2: Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run. You try too hard. (2 Points)
A41. You're a good grifter, man. It's hard to tell when you're lying. (2 Points)
A42. It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles. (2 Points)
A43. Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up. (2 Points)
A44. It is terrible, terrible for you to rob me in this way of my most treasured feelings! (2 Points)
A45. I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises. "Sid & Nancy", guessed by dkphoenix
A46. We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak. "Plains, Trains, & Automobiles", guessed by fmh
A47. Character 1: "Give him head"?
Character 2: "Be a beacon"? (2 Points)
A48. I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation. (2 Points)
A49. Character 1: I’ve learned this much--take what you can, when you can.
Character 2: Then you’ve learned nothing! (2 Points)
A50. I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. (2 Points)
indigoskynet:
B01. Are you embarrassed by this game I've started to play? (FREE)
B02. I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams. (FREE)
B03. Shhh... I'm about to defy you. (FREE)
B04. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things? (FREE)
B05. Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question? (FREE)
B06. Dutch Apple pie? (FREE)
B07. I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. And I'm very, very, very happy that you're the one to say them. (1 Point)
B08. Just because some kid smacks into your wife on the turnpike doesn't make it a crime to be 17 years old. (1 Point)
B09. "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon! (1 Point)
B10. My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! (1 Point)
B11. Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. (1 Point)
B12. I looked for that jacket for two fucking weeks. (1 Point)
B13. I'll give you an answer. I'm a man of medicine. I'm expected to save lives and ease suffering. I love people. Therefore, I would have no choice but to kill the son of a bitch. (1 Point)
B14. They adjusted to life in Mother Nature's frigid white anus. "Farce of the Penguins", guessed by fmh
B15. My balls are freezin'! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face. (1 Point)
B16. It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper! (1 Point) "Spy Kids", guessed by fmh
B17. Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Look at my mouth. Do I look familiar? (1 Point)
B18. Have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette. Something that goes well with chrysanthemums. (1 Point)
dkphoenix:
C01. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis. (FREE)
C02. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? Well, that's too fucking high! *KABOOM* (FREE)
C03. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? (FREE)
C04. God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... He could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters. (1 Point)
C05. Character 1: What about our relationship?
Character 2: What?
Character 1: Our relationship!
Character 2: Fuck that!
Character 1: You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you! "Repo Man", guessed by lightning_rose
itsaslashything:
D01. Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. (FREE)
D02. Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie. (FREE)
ambelies:
E01. Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright? (FREE)
bayushi:
F01. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine. (FREE)
flusterbunny:
G01. Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? Then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout! "The Running Man", guessed by fmh
G02. I've found a cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it! "Medicine Man", guessed by fmh
G03. Midget wanna be tall! (FREE)
joiedecombat:
H01. Character 1: Fiji?
Character 2: Think of the beaches!
Character 1: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Character 2: Think of the sun!
Character 1: It's monsoon season.
Character 2: Oh, then the women.
Character 1: They're cannibals there.
Character 2: Exactly. (FREE)
H02. If I can't have you, can I have my gator? (FREE)
H03. You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know? (FREE)
H04. The least they could do is kill my food before they serve it to me. I do an honest day's work, I want already dead food. (FREE)
H05. Character 1: Why, you speak treason!
Character 2: Fluently. (1 Point)
H06. Character 1: You and I combined make the perfect woman.
Character 2: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve. (1 Point)
H07. Character 1: Sorta wish you hadn't done that.
Character 2: Done what?
Character 1: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
Character 2: Oh, now look, junior, that's what divorces are for. (1 Point)
H08. Character 1: I've never touched a woman before.
Character 2: You still haven't. That's my corset. (1 Point)
H09. You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one! (1 Point)
wufeidragon:
I01. Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks. (1 Point)
I02. Regards. That's a fine letter, sir, that's an epic. That's dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send a stamp, airmail, that's all. You may go, sir. I may go too. (1 Point)
I03. Woman: I'll show you the door.
Man: I'll just go back out the window. (1 Point)
I04. No, he doesn't come to English class anymore. He says England is done for. He's learning Chinese. (1 Point)
lair_of_fenrir:
J01. I fooled you with my inspector! (1 Point)
J02. He swears a lot, doesn't he? (1 Point)
J03. All right, sonny, that's enough, just pack that in. (1 Point)
J04. No, this is my fucking place, mate. (1 Point)
J05. Kiss my frontbutt! (1 Point)
J06. How awful! We'll never get rid of the damned thing now. (1 Point)
J07. How about dying with some dignity? (1 Point)
J08. If he were alive, he'd have stood up by now. (1 Point)
J09. He did this to her face. (1 Point)
J10. Short of the hand of God, HIMSELF, is gonna keep this thing from goin' off without a hitch! "Dogma", guessed by flusterbunny
J11. When in California be sure to visit beautiful!...oh. (1 Point)
J12. What kind of a whorehouse is this?! (Another subtitle-quote, and I'm still not saying which language.) (2 Points)
J13. If you should break his personal security zone, you will be immediately put down by snipers. "Equilibrium", guessed by fmh
J14. Need I suggest that you forget us? Because we will not forget. (2 Points)
J15. Who wants us in Moscow? (2 Points)
J16. Character 1: What did you tell him? (2 Points)
Character 2: The story.
J17. It's like being a plumber. Do your job right, nobody should notice, it's only when you fuck up that everything gets full of shit. (2 Points)
J18. Character 1: How did he die?
Character 2: Not well. (2 Points)
J19. And now he's dead and you're here too. (2 Points)
J20. Should I invite who I truly desired, I would find myself without a home, much less a television show. (2 Points)
J21. Did we miss Baywatch? (2 Points)
J22. You really thought you were King?! (2 Points)
J23. I'll bend my bow to your will, sir! (2 Points)
J24. You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance! (2 Points)
J25. Why did you destroy my photographer?! (2 Points)
J26. They'd have torn your place out from under you in half an hour. (2 Points)
J27. Christ. The press were already screaming for blood, the last thing we want to do is escalate the situation. (2 Points)
filmbuff:
K01. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the fucking guns! (2 Points)
K02. The ball is round, a game lasts 90 minutes, everything else is pure theory. "Run Lola Run", guessed by fax_celestis
K03. The Phooey has just referred to the Jewish people. (2 Points)
K04. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you. "Brick", guessed by fmh
K05. Do you realize you've had three names in the past two days? I don't even know who I'm talking to any more! "Charade", guessed by flusterbunny
K06. Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces. "The Kentucky-Fried Movie", guessed by fmh
K07. People know they're being followed when they turn around and see someone following them. They can't tell they're being followed if you get there first. (2 Points)
K08. Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster? (2 Points)
K09. This is your receipt for your husband, and this is my receipt for your receipt. "Brazil", guessed by fmh
K10. Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn. "Clue", guessed by lair_of_fenrir
K11. Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? "The Emperor's New Groove", guessed by fmh
K12. His life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know. "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas", guessed by fmh
K13. Character 1: I fought the war for your sort.
Character 2: I bet you're sorry you won. (2 Points)
K14. We can't call Ripley's Believe it or Not, because they wouldn't believe it. (2 Points)
K15. I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass. "The Jerk", guessed by flusterbunny
K16. We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity. (2 Points)
K17. Is this your first time being robbed? You're doing great. (2 Points)
K18. I beat up the bathroom. (2 Points)
K19. When the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun. "Robin Hood: Men in Tights", guessed by lair_of_fenrir
K20. Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! (2 Points)
K21. Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk. (2 Points)
K22. I don't want to be a giant rabbit! (2 Points)
colubra:
L01. For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of "The Rape of the Sabine Women"-- or rather woman (or rather Alfred)-- and for eight you can participate. "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead", guessed by talmanes
L02. [into telephone] The vulgar evangelist, Mrs. Melrose Ape, proudly revealed that her angels were no more than underage adornments on sale to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, tears coursing down her face, the honorable Agatha... , whose repulsive liason with the Prime Minister shocked the nation this week, bewailed her, quote: "Ruined, bogus, vapid, bogus, and worthless life," unquote. [pause] Yes, two boguses. (2 Points)
L03. My ice lolly's melted! you must be the Devil! (2 Points)
On the IOU tip, the following people owe us quotes for previous answers. They can post them here. If you owe less than 3, it's perfectly acceptable to run up a tab until you've got more. If you have over 10, it's seriously time to post up some quotes.
crash_in2_me_87 owes 9
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 2
filmbuff owes 66
flusterbunny owes 6
fmh owes 26
joiedecombat owes 6
lair_of_fenrir owes 6
talmanes owes 3
Keep it going!