Movie Quote Roundup 6: Train Kept a-Rollin'
It's Monday, and it's time to post quotes again. It's not coming out as early as I'd have liked, but what can I say? It's Monday, and I work.
As usual, answering quotes requires you to post up a number of quotes equal to the listed point value of the quote you're answering. Try to get the free ones, if you can -- that gets quotes off the list! If you haven't looked over the old quotes in a while, take a second to do so; you may surprise yourself with what you suddenly recognize.
I'm going to repost my quick requests list, because this stuff will seriously, seriously make my life easier.
-- If you have quotes to post, post your new quotes in a new comment, not as part of a thread. This way, people will see them when they're browsing the comments.
-- If you're on the list of reposted quotes, try to stick with the numbering system I've established for your new quotes, because it makes adding them to the Master List easier. Bear in mind that those numbers may change from roundup to roundup as I cut out all of the quotes that have been guessed correctly and collapse the list out of order..
-- I it's late Sunday or Thursday night, consider posting your quotes the next day, after I've posted the new roundup.
-- Please don't put quote marks (") around your quotes. It's assumed that what you're quoting is an actual quote, and I'm just going to have to remove them.
Other than that, standard rules apply. As usual, please point out any mistakes so I can correct them.
talmanes:
A01. You got mad squabbles, boy! (FREE)
A02. Character 1: Rise and shine, professor!
Character 2: You rise! You shine! (FREE)
A03. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl? (FREE)
A04. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping. (FREE)
A05. Gentleman 1: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some 'middle way' to solve this problem?
Gentleman 2: Float like leaf on river of life. And kill old lady. (FREE)
A06. Give my regards to oblivion. (FREE)
A07. I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go. (FREE)
A08. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want. (FREE)
A09. Character 1: I'm a brother shamus!
Character 2: A brother shamus? What... like an Irish Monk? (FREE)
A10. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right?
Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? (FREE)
A11. It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire. (FREE)
A12. Goodbye. I talked. There. Have I made your fucking day? (FREE)
A13. Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. (FREE)
A14. I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is. (FREE)
A15. You don't need proof when ya have instinct! (FREE)
A16. Grandfather: You're at an annoying age.
Grandson: So are you. (FREE)
A17. Character 1: I’ve learned this much -- take what you can, when you can.
Character 2: Then you’ve learned nothing! (FREE)
A18. Character 1: Why did you say that I was a loser?
Character 2: Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run. You try too hard. (FREE)
A19. Four lefts is a circle, you idiot! (FREE)
A20. It is terrible, terrible for you to rob me in this way of my most treasured feelings! (FREE)
A21. For me, the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women. (FREE)
A22. If there's anything I hate more than Baptists, it's Democrats. (FREE)
A23. I really want to play a character like the Terminator. You know, because the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own. You know, that they can relate to. (FREE)
A24. Character 1: That's my pen. That's definitely my book.
Character 2: Well taking your book is not a serious injury!
Character 1: Serious injury book is a red book, that book is blue.
Character 2: Well forgive me, I've lost my secret decoder ring! (FREE)
A25. The milk guy's getting paid. The potato chip guy's getting paid. The beer guy's getting paid. Every-fucking-body's getting paid, and you look through me? You fuck! (FREE)
A26. There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life. (FREE)
A27. You're a good grifter, man. It's hard to tell when you're lying. (FREE)
A28. Character 1: I'm your worst nightmare.
Character 2: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Character 3: Okay, all right, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare, but I am right up there! (FREE)
A29. We are all animals, my lady. (FREE)
A30. Character 1: Is this guy crazy?
Character 2: No, but he’s a carrier. (FREE)
A31. Screw'm! Screw'm all! Screw the gov'm'nt! (FREE)
A32. Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island. (FREE)
A33. If I take my gingko, I can still remember where I put the viagra. (FREE)
A34. I'm always open, even on Christmas. "The Prophecy", guessed by fmh
A35. Fuuuck, I can't just let her go. Shiiiiit. [Sort of translated from Japanese] (FREE)
A36. You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. (FREE)
A37. We're actors! We're the opposite of people! (FREE)
A38. Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy. (FREE)
A39. This is the West. Things are different out here. There’s only one rule -- winner take all. And I intend to take it. (FREE)
A40. I know I’m quite a spectacle, but do your looking later. [Translated from Japanese] (FREE)
A41. Do you find Chief Orman attractive? (FREE)
A42. If this catches on, we can come out with a liquid version: puce juice. (FREE)
A43. My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me. (FREE)
A44. Character 1: Do you understand what the Supreme Court is?
Character 2: The place where they finally kill us. (FREE)
A45. Bones it... huh. And you padlock it, and then you put the chain on it. That's a new one, that I'm working on. (FREE)
A46. Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab. (FREE)
A47. Character 1: Don't be so fast to thank me on this, _____, because you're going to be naked on this one! It's on the line for you! People are going to be watching! Now you blow it, you're going down! You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry! You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind! If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs! Is that clear?!
Character 2: Everything except for the pants-figs part. (FREE)
A48. I want what all men want. I just want it more. (FREE)
A49. While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies! (FREE)
A50. There was no such thing as society, and even if there was, I most certainly had nothing to do with it. (FREE)
A51. It’s not so difficult, really. Acquiescence. It’s easy, actually. You just... give... in. (FREE)
A52. I’ve got better things to do tonight than die. "Transformers: the Movie", guessed by flusterbunny
A53. You could print pictures of me wearing nipple rings and butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo! All anyone would wonder was whether the stock was up, or down. (FREE)
A54. Character 1: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year?
Character 2: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them. (FREE)
A55. I am the only free man on this train! And the rest of you are cattle! (1 Point)
A56. I thought we might end this evening with a discussion of the soul. All of the greatest religions speak of the soul’s endurance before the end of life. So what then does it mean to die? (1 Point)
A57. Character 1: How do you feel?
Character 2: Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room. (1 Point)
A58. Listen, man. You're my friend, and I know you care about me. And I know you disapprove, and I respect that. But there are some things that I have to do that you don't understand. You understand literature, movies, wine... but you don't understand my plight. (1 Point)
A59. You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas; when all I need is love. (1 Point)
A60. Character 1: How do you spell that?
Character 2: Correctly. (1 Point)
A61. He marches us towards a solid face of rock. The man has raisins in his braincase. (1 Point)
A62. I am a dishwashah! My hands is poimanently puckahed! (1 Point)
A63. If you wanted some background information on me, all you had to do was ask -- I'd have gladly volunteered it. You didn't have to play Hercule fucking Poirot! (1 Point)
A64. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain _____. We must fight. (1 Point)
A65. I can't sleep. I can't work. I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. (1 Point)
A66. You don't want to quit me. I'm your dream client. I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble. "The People vs. Larry Flynt", guessed by flusterbunny
A67. We tried sodium amatol on him three years ago to find where he buried a Princeton student; he gave them a recipe for dip. (1 Point)
A68. Sex is like pissing. People take it much too seriously. (1 Point)
A69. I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle. (1 Point)
A70. You tried to get in a sucker's share on a score that I set up, from the beginning! "The Score", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
A71. I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt. (1 Point)
A72. Character 1: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
Character 2: They all have views, you dumb shit!
Character 1: Not looking this way, cupcake! (1 Point)
A73. The only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story. And this one, is very good. This one is perfect. "The Secret Window", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
A74. Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?" (1 Point)
A75. And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because I'm the guy who knows everything. (1 Point)
A76. I'm as Jewish as fuckin' Tevye. (1 Point)
A77. Hey, I'll pay for pizza if you go get it. (1 Point)
A78. Lays down... a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?! (1 Point)
A79. No. I'm just a struggling Black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel and harsh world. (1 Point)
A80. Character 1: You couldn't get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse.
Character 2: That's because that fuckin' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks. (1 Point)
A81. Hey, I'm not your father. I'm your friend. (1 Point)
A82. Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are shittin' themselves. (1 Point)
A83. Character 1: You've changed, you know that?
Character 2: Yes, I suppose I have! How about this: "Peace, love, dope!"? Now get the hell out of here! (1 Point)
A84. Character 1: I have seen a world that no man should see!
Character 2: Really? Because for most people it's a rather enjoyable experience. (1 Point)
A85. I see you've finally found someone to work with who dresses worse than you do. (1 Point)
A86. What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again. (1 Point)
A87. I am a genius. I am the greatest artist of the twentieth century. I pretty much invented modern art, and I do weird abstract paintings even though I could paint totally realistic if I wanted to. Also, even though I am super short and bald, I am able to have sex with any beautiful woman I want just because I'm so great. (1 Point)
A88. I feel like I'm running a small nursery with someone I used to date. (1 Point)
A89. "Unacceptable risk of heart failure." I think that's what the manual says. The only trip I'll take in space is around the sun on this satellite right here. (1 Point)
A90. For the people who don't do drugs, or just do them occasionally, it's something that becomes your life, and you belong. You finally hit bottom and you know who you are, because you can't go any lower. When you find... a friendship that you wouldn't have found anywhere else. Still and all, there's a kind of intimacy with those that can go the distance. Sometimes you see the world so clearly... and you know just what to do, and just when to do it. Just what you should've done, and when you should've done it. (1 Point)
A91. He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time! (1 Point)
A92. _____, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. (2 Points)
A93. I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row. (1 Point)
A94. God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole! (1 Point)
A95. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it! (1 Point)
A96. Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him. (1 Point)
A97. My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. (2 Points)
A98. I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. I'll bet you a million fucking dollars. (2 Points)
A99. I always wondered why the coyote didn't just go out and buy a Road Runner. He had enough money to buy rocket-powered roller-skates so he had money to buy a Road Runner. (2 Points)
A100. Shit. I mean darn. No, I mean shit. (2 Points)
A101. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. [Translated] "Apocalypto", guessed by lair_of_fenrir
A102. You're like a life support system for a cock! (2 Points)
A103. Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts. (2 Points)
A104. I wonder what she looks like. I bet she's skinny. She probably is. She's skinnier'n me and prettier too. Now I'll hate her. Oh, I can't wait! (2 Points)
A105. Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an' down here... you're on your own. (2 Points)
A106. There were wires crossed somewhere in his soul. (2 Points)
A107. Character 1: Are you a believer in astrology?
Character 2: No. But then, I'm a Gemini, and Geminis don't believe in astrology. (2 Points)
A108. My old man used to say to me, probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It's something you're gonna need to remember. (2 Points)
A109. There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. (2 Points)
A110. It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone. (2 Points)
A111. You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami. (2 Points)
A112. How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now? (2 Points)
A113. It's my professional opinion that you've become a monster. (2 Points)
A114. Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard! (2 Points)
A115. No exaggeration. I could not love a human baby more than I love this brush. (2 Points)
A116. I remember one night. I went with the sheriffs on a warrant raid. This dipshit was selling meth out of his apartment. Just a stop-and-pop. Broke down the door, rousted the guy. I was in one of the back rooms looking for junk when I hear something. I turn around and see these... eyes staring at me from a closet. It was a little girl. A little ten year old girl. Naked. Shaking like a leaf; she was scared to death. Her stepfather was pimping her out for rent. I wrapped her in my coat, carried her out to the squad car. I went back... and I beat that motherfucker half to death. (2 Points)
A117. Character 1: You have done nothing for which you should be ashamed.
Character 2: I have done nothing. And for that I am ashamed. (2 Points)
A118. Character 1: So why do you think I'd let you come with us?
Character 2: 'Cause I'm an American. (2 Points)
A119. Captain Newport, sir, I found oysters. They're as thick as my hands. They're the size of stones sir and there's fish everywhere they're flapping against your legs. We're gonna live like kings. (2 Points)
A120. I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses. (2 Points)
A121. My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? "Boogie Nights", guessed by lightning_rose
A122. This is a cartoon. Not a freakin' Oprah Winfrey special. (2 Points)
A123. Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them. (3 Points)
A124. I never could piss straight. Too much of myself to handle down there. (2 Points)
A125. You've promised people a victory I can't deliver. I don't stand a chance against this man. (2 Points)
A126. Character 1: Why is it every time you talk about a female you gotta say bitch, ho, or hootchie?
Character 2: 'Cause that's what you are. (2 Points)
A127. The Pentecost... I don't... I don't know what the Pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and guys like you and me march off to Hell. (2 Points)
A128. Character 1: The best time I've had in the last fifteen years was sitting at that piano with you.
Character 2: That's wonderfully sensitive. Especially from a man who wears such tight pants.
Character 1: It forces all the blood to my heart. (2 Points)
A129. Our crusade was such madness that only a real idealist could have thought it up. (2 Points)
A130. I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it (2 Points)
A131. Character 1: You one crazy old man.
Character 2: You'll get there. (2 Points)
A132. You want chaos? I'm the chaos. You want fear? I'm the fear. You want a new beginning? I'm the new beginning! (2 Points)
A133. Character 1: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Character 2: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Character 1: As long as you don't have flat feet. "Across the Universe", guessed by fax_celestis
A134. I think if Gandhi had to spend a prolonged amount of time with you, he'd end up beating the shit out of you, too. (2 Points)
A135. Character 1: Wouldn't it be funny if the devil looked just like you?
Character 2: Why don't you come over here! I'll show you what the devil looks like! (2 Points)
A136. We's only together once. She's afraid of lightning. She came up into the wagon and just cuddled right up to me. She gave me a kind price, too. (2 Points)
A137. You Mormons are some brave mother fuckers. (2 Points)
A138. Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters. "Wet Hot American Summer", guessed by flusterbunny
A139. Well, it all depends on how you look at it. I mean, you might think that you're more from here than me, for example. But I've been living here longer than you been alive. So who's right? (2 Points)
A140. What day is it, anyway? Monday? Huh? The hell it is. It's Sunday. Sunday I always dress for dinner. (2 Points)
A141. Tonight I think I die. (2 Points)
A142. I think all we can aspire to in this situation is a little bit of grace. (2 Points)
A143. [Huffing & puffing] It's the African squat fuck. Give you the old nigga squat fuck! (2 Points)
A144. Ah, shit! There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker. "Used Cars", guessed by dkphoenix
A145. I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won. "The Thing", guessed by dkphoenix
A146. You know what your problem is? You are so god-damn bored you have to invent things to bitch about! You don't have a single thing to do on this Earth except for your hair. The closet was fine! You just needed something to fill up your useless, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich bitch, sun tanning days! "Overboard", guessed by itsaslashything
A147. You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin' head off and use it for a fuckin' basketball? You can bowl with the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let him do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant jerkoff! I wanna get killed by an American jerkoff! "Tango & Cash", guessed by itsaslashything
A148. What's it going to take to convince you? Me in a body bag? (3 Points)
A149. It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made. (3 Points)
A150. You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? (3 Points)
A151. What do you say we play a little Bangkok Rules? Nobody draws until this hits the ground. "Escape from LA", guessed by fax_celestis
A152. Soldiers deserve soldiers, Sir. (3 Points)
A153. I'm real. I'm... I'm... mortality as home entertainment? This cannot be the future... can it? Can it?! (3 Points)
A154. I was raised up to be a gunfighter by a family of gunfighters. "Dark Blue", guessed by fmh
A155. _____, I just want you to know how proud I am that you'll be attending my alma mater and someday following me into the family business. (3 Points)
A156. Now, look -- I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf. (3 Points)
A157. Oh my God... what is that? Don't tell me! "Big Trouble in Little China", guessed by fmh
A158. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either. (3 Points)
A159. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds -- pretty standard, really. "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery", guessed by flusterbunny
A160. No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. (3 Points)
A161. You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great. "Office Space", guessed by dkphoenix
A162. You can keep doing that forever. The dog is never going to move. "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl", guessed by fmh
A163. Character 1: In vino veritas.
Character 2: Age quod agis.
Character 1: Credat Judeas apella, non ego.
Character 2: Eventus stultorum magister.
Character 1: In pace requiescat.
Character 3: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Character 1: Evidently Mr. _____'s an educated man. Now I really hate him. "Tombstone", guessed by fmh
A164. Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything? "No Country for Old Men", guessed by fmh
A165. It's like my mom says, "The weak are always trying to sabotage the strong." (3 Points)
A166. Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant." "Forrest Gump", guessed by fmh
A167. You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. "Clerks", guessed by flusterbunny
A168. She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. (3 Points)
A169. I'm of a mind to make some mookie. "Batman", guessed by fmh
A170. Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. (3 Points)
A171. Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. "Fight Club", guessed by dkphoenix
indigoskynet:
B01. Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Look at my mouth. Do I look familiar? (FREE)
B02. I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams. (FREE)
B03. Shhh... I'm about to defy you. (FREE)
B04. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things? (FREE)
B05. Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question? (FREE)
B06. Dutch Apple pie? (FREE)
B07. My balls are freezin'! I never thought I'd say that with a smile on my face. (FREE)
B08. Just because some kid smacks into your wife on the turnpike doesn't make it a crime to be 17 years old. (FREE)
B09. "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon! (FREE)
B10. My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! (FREEs)
B11. Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. (FREE)
B12. I looked for that jacket for two fucking weeks. (FREE)
B13. I'll give you an answer. I'm a man of medicine. I'm expected to save lives and ease suffering. I love people. Therefore, I would have no choice but to kill the son of a bitch. (FREE)
B14. Have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette. Something that goes well with chrysanthemums. (FREE)
B15. Can I have my hat please? I kinda need my hat. The sun is hot, and I freckle, and not the good way, either. I blotch. (1 Point)
dkphoenix:
C01. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis. (FREE)
C02. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? Well, that's too fucking high! *KABOOM* (FREE)
C03. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? (FREE)
C04. God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... He could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters. (FREE)
C05. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. (FREE)
C06. I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I wasn't under such heavy sedation. (FREE)
itsaslashything:
D01. Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. (FREE)
D02. Character 1: We've been framed.
Character 2: Spence told me you'd say that.
Character 1: Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist!
Character 2: He told me you'd say that too! (FREE)
D03. Character 1: Ma'am, are you aware that it's against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area?
Character 2: What if you're married to one? (3 Points)
D04. Character 1: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
Character 2: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it? (3 Points)
D05. And then there was the time he walked up to this group of tourists and they were petrified because A they were obviously lost, and B had probably never spoken to a drag queen before in their lives... and he... she just offered to escort them out of Alphabet City... and then she let them take a picture with her and then she said she'd help 'em find the Circle Line... "Rent", guessed by fax_celestis
ambelies:
E01. Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright? (FREE)
bayushi:
F01. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine. (FREE)
flusterbunny:
G01. Midget wanna be tall! (FREE)
G02. Nice as she is, red as her bush is, fuckable as she is, you gotta put the fire out, my friend. Attend to it. Stamp out that Benson and Hedges bitch once and for all. (FREE)
G03. I'm not a concept, Joel, I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. (FREE)
G04. Are you gonna tell me you're a fag? If you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it. "Teen Wolf", guessed by talmanes
G05. I'm letting myself down by satisfying you. (FREE)
G06. Let the slaughter begin! (FREE)
G07. I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! (FREE)
G08. I also remember a movie your husband made. He shot 12 guys with a 6-shot revolver. I ain't gonna argue with that kind of marksmanship. (1 Point)
G09. There's something we gotta get sorted out here. I threatened to rope him behind my horse and drag him, then you waltz in pretty as you please and threaten to kill him. I don't like being out-threatened. (1 Point)
G10. Ass-kickin' fat kid! "Run Ronnie Run", guessed by talmanes
G11. We play the kind of music that your mother hates, and I know that because right now she's naked under the desk swallowing my microphone! She likes that! (1 Point)
G12. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. (1 Point)
G13. Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! NANNY! (1 Point)
G14. You're lookin' cool tonight, man. You must know Mickey Rourke, huh? (1 Point)
G15. Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company. "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind", guessed by talmanes
joiedecombat:
H01. Character 1: Fiji?
Character 2: Think of the beaches!
Character 1: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Character 2: Think of the sun!
Character 1: It's monsoon season.
Character 2: Oh, then the women.
Character 1: They're cannibals there.
Character 2: Exactly. (FREE)
H02. If I can't have you, can I have my gator? (FREE)
H03. You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know? (FREE)
H04. The least they could do is kill my food before they serve it to me. I do an honest day's work, I want already dead food. (FREE)
H05. Character 1: Why, you speak treason!
Character 2: Fluently. (FREE)
H06. A rebellion is always legal in the first person, such as "our rebellion." It is only in the third person. their rebellion" - that it becomes illegal. (FREE)
H07. Character 1: Sorta wish you hadn't done that.
Character 2: Done what?
Character 1: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
Character 2: Oh, now look, junior, that's what divorces are for. (FREE)
H08. Character 1: I've never touched a woman before.
Character 2: You still haven't. That's my corset. (FREE)
H09. To be a good soldier you must love the army. To be a good commander you must be able to order the death of the thing you love. (FREE)
H10. It's the boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh. I throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me. Get 'em while they're fresh. (FREE)
H11. We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had. (FREE)
H12. My arm, it doesn't hurt anymore. It's healed! Ow! No, still broken. (FREE)
H13. You magnificent bastard, I read your book! (FREE)
H14. No growth without assistance. No action without reaction. No desire without restraint. (FREE)
H15. We didn't exactly believe your story, we believed your two hundred dollars. I mean you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright. (FREE)
H16. Broaden your minds -- have another beer! Have two! (FREE)
H17. Only grown-up men are scared of women. (FREE)
H18. Character 1: A great detective relies on perception, intelligence, and imagination.
Character 2: Where'd you get that rubbish from?
Character 1: It's framed on the wall behind you. (FREE)
H19. Male company will be a pleasant relief in this hothouse of female emotions. (FREE)
H20. Character 1: Why are you telling me all this?
Character 2: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere. (FREE)
H21. Character 1: Okay, you guys can go around if you want. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I'll be waiting on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.
Character 2: You use your left hand or right hand to do that? (FREE)
H22. You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast! (FREE)
H23. You will be the land, and the land will be you. If you fail, the land will perish; as you thrive, the land will blossom. (FREE)
H24. You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear. (FREE)
H25. I noticed the other morning that you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that's because you aren't a breakfast eater... or because you thought I was gonna kill you. (FREE)
H26. Character 1: Let me understand. They put up all the money. I do all the work. What, if you don't mind my asking, would you do?
Character 2: I'd make sure it's known the company's in business. I'd see that it had a certain panache. That's what I'm good at. Not the work, not the work... the presentation. (1 Point)
H27. Generous deeds should not be checked by cold counsel. (1 Point)
H28. Thanks for... spittin' on me. (1 Point)
H29. Character 1: I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book.
Character 1: And then?
Character 1: And then? And then when I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said there goes _____, the best there ever was in this game. (1 Point)
H30. Character 1: Oh, I didn't realize you were...
Character 2: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Character 1: ...Blind.
Character 2: You know, I always forget that one. (1 Point)
H31. If I may say... far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood. One warm, and caring... and right before your eyes. (1 Point)
H32. This is where you fall down. "Mortal Kombat", guessed by fmh
H33. September 21, 1945... that was the night I died. (1 Point)
H34. Shall I, ahem, leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment? (1 Point)
H35. It looks like a flamingo threw up in here! (1 Point)
H36. My Lord, may I also remind my learned friend that his witness, by her own admission, has already violated so many oaths that I am surprised the Testament did not leap from her hand when she was sworn here today! I doubt if anything is to be gained by questioning you any further! (2 Points)
H37. Mom, I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy. I want to wait for a good time, like Father's Day, or Christmas morning! (1 Point)
H38. Character 1: I feel terrible, like there's a millstone on my chest.
Character 2: Yes, a heart is a heavy burden. [Translated from the Japanese] (1 Point)
H39. I think it's better to break a man's leg than his heart. (1 Point)
H40. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart are but a day. (1 Point)
H41. Character 1: So why the sad face?
Character 2: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus. (1 Point)
H42. You don't really mean you'll kill me, do you? (1 Point)
H43. They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all. "Mary Poppins", guessed by colubra
H44. Could we just for once die without all this bickering? (2 Points)
H45. There's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep 'em all away from you. That's never possible. (1 Point)
H46. They found my kid's wallet buried under a train in Colorado. What the hell was she doing in Colorado? (1 Point)
H47. Do not fear, we are now armed with mighty joint! "History of the World, Part 1", guessed by fax_celestis
H48. The door that I know will never open... I won't knock on it eternally. [Translated from the Japanese] (1 Point)
H49. So, the only man that can have you is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic. (1 Point)
H50. Let me do the talking, angel. I don't know yet what I'm going to tell them. It'll be pretty close to the truth. (1 Point)
H51. Are you nuts? She clearly prefers gas pump jockeys to millionaires. What do you want to do, disillusion the poor girl? (1 Point)
H52. I bit myself shaving. (2 Points)
H53. I will not wear booties! (2 Points)
H54. Character 1: Sir, with all due respect, that is idiotic.
Character 2: Idiotic? Lemme ask you a question. Are we fugitives from the law?
Character 1: Right.
Character 2: Idiocy is our only option. (2 Points)
H55. The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. (2 Points)
H56. Character 1: This is an heirloom. It must be worth something.
Character 2: Your heir didn't loom too big. If I gave you fifty, I'd be fired. (2 Points)
H57. Character 1: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.
Character 2: Even with a chainsaw! (2 Points)
H58. 'Escaped Robot Fights for His Life. Film at Eleven.' "Short Circuit", guessed by lightning_rose
H59. How are you going to run the universe if you can't answer a few unsolvable problems? Come on, big fella, let's see what you got. (3 Points)
H60. Character 1: Everything that I have to say to you has already crossed your mind.
Character 2: And my answer has no doubt crossed yours. (2 Points)
H61. All of my key employees are my sons. Blood is the best security in this business. (2 Points)
H62. My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad. (3 Points)
H63. It was a night like any other, when suddenly a knock came at the door. I opened it, and there were these Manchurians, doing a rather festive Carribean dance.... (2 Points)
H64. I sacrificed three years for you. How could you love him after only three days? [translated from the Chinese] (2 Points)
H65. We'll have a better chance when they're sleeping. Come, let us lurk! (2 Points)
H66. My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole. (2 Points)
H67. Um, look. Um, if you don't mind, I'd like to plan on remembering you two as if you were my kids. The kids I never had. (2 Points)
H68. We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me, I patronized her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection. "The American President", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
H69. Character 1: God! Are you trying to kill me?
Character 2: If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands. (2 Points)
H70. What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead that can only count to twenty if he's barefoot or wearing sandals. (2 Points)
H71. Someday you'll find a man, a good man, and you'll love him, and marry him, and live and die for him. And I'll be hanged if I stand by and watch. (2 Points)
H72. Boy, say if you're a friend so I will not die alone. (2 Points)
H73. Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby. (2 Points)
H74. Character 1: I may be pre-periodic and I may be hysterical. So what?
Character 2: So there are drugs for those things and we make most of them! (2 Points)
H75. Character 1: You can't put wine in hobo stew!
Character 2: Why not? What goes better with hobos than wine? (2 Points)
wufeidragon:
I01. Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks. (FREE)
I02. Regards. That's a fine letter, sir, that's an epic. That's dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send a stamp, airmail, that's all. You may go, sir. I may go too. (FREE)
I03. Woman: I'll show you the door.
Man: I'll just go back out the window. (FREE)
I04. No, he doesn't come to English class anymore. He says England is done for. He's learning Chinese. (FREE)
lair_of_fenrir:
J01. I fooled you with my inspector! (FREE)
J02. He swears a lot, doesn't he? (FREE)
J03. All right, sonny, that's enough, just pack that in. (FREE)
J04. No, this is my fucking place, mate. (FREE)
J05. Kiss my frontbutt! (FREE)
J06. How awful! We'll never get rid of the damned thing now. (FREE)
J07. When in California be sure to visit beautiful... oh. (FREE)
J08. If he were alive, he'd have stood up by now. (FREE)
J09. Did we miss Baywatch? (FREE)
J10. Christ. The press were already screaming for blood, the last thing we want to do is escalate the situation. (FREE)
J11. They'd have torn your place out from under you in half an hour. (FREE)
J12. What kind of a whorehouse is this?! (Another subtitle-quote, and I'm still not saying which language.) (FREE)
J13. I'll bend my bow to your will, sir! (FREE)
J14. Need I suggest that you forget us? Because we will not forget. (FREE)
J15. Who wants us in Moscow? (FREE)
J16. Character 1: What did you tell him?
Character 2: The story. (FREE)
J17. It's like being a plumber. Do your job right, nobody should notice, it's only when you fuck up that everything gets full of shit. (FREE)
J18. Why did you destroy my photographer?! (FREE)
J19. And now he's dead and you're here too. (FREE)
J20. Should I invite who I truly desired, I would find myself without a home, much less a television show. (FREE)
J21. But... you were a mouse! You wanted cheese! "Stardust", guessed by fax_celestis
J22. CHOKE YOURSELF! (1 Point)
J23. The only problem is the map, the map, the map is not the territory. (1 Point)
J24. Character 1: How long have I been gone for? Weeks, months?
Character 2: Too long.
Character 1: Years. (1 Point)
J25. Where do movies come from if no one produces them? (1 Point)
J26. Character 1: That's my shit.
Character 2: What, you need bathroom? I can stop here.... (1 Point)
J27. Bye bye, little mouse! (1 Point)
J28. Don't forget, kid, we're all in this together. (1 Point)
J29. Character 1: You were entered and processed into this facility 15 minutes ago!
Character 2: Then it's not me, you dumb son of a bitch. Check my ID, you've got a mite! (1 Point)
J30. Uh, yeah. Is this a God dam? "Beavis & Butthead Do America", guessed by flusterbunny
J31. They're tearing through people's houses. (1 Point)
J32. You've probably seen 'em before yourself and didn't know it. In a train station or at a bar. (1 Point)
J33. Character 1: That's two and a half tons of high explosives, _____!
Character 2: You're telling me that's not enough? _____, don't tell me that's not enough!
Character 1: Not enough?! Never mind! (1 Point)
J34. This... is not... your... country. (1 Point)
J35. Don't mess with me, you ice-crapping snow-honkies! I just got dumped! (1 Point)
J36. Of course you're blind, I just fired a blank in your fuckin' face! (2 Points)
J37. There are always... open doors. (1 Point)
J38. Character 1: What do you want?
Character 2: To fight, and...!
Character 3: SHUT UP! (1 Point)
J39. Character 1: Why aren't you at your post?
Character 2: Why aren't you at yours? (2 Points)
J40. I can't fuck no more! (2 Points)
J41. If _____ and _____ agree, he'll sign a full confession right here. (2 Points)
J42. Come an' 'ave a go, if ya think you're 'ard enough! (2 Points)
J43. It was your plan! They followed it implicitly! (2 Points)
J44. It's a sin! It's a sin! (2 Points)
J45. I suppose it didn't occur to you that you might have to bleed to pull off this little coup. (2 Points)
J46. Character 1: Ass-blasters!
Character 2: Sounds like a porno film. (2 Points)
J47. Do it to _____! Do it to her! (2 Points)
J48. This is by far the coolest thing you've ever done! (2 Points)
J49. You gotta tickle its citrus! (2 Points)
J50. It tastes very bad, but it is good for you. See? (2 Points)
J51. Oh, so now you're throwing stuff at me. (2 Points)
J52. Man, that cheap beer really goes right through you. For the first time ever I gotta go to the bathroom. (3 Points)
J53. I'm gonna teach every last one of ya how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, shit, like a United States soldier! "Stripes", guessed by dkphoenix
J54. Give it a break, Sal. You couldn't hit the floor if you fell on it. (3 Points)
J55. I'm a person, not a trout. You have no authority over me. (3 Points)
J56. Looks like he took on Jack the Ripper and came last! (3 Points)
filmbuff:
K01. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the fucking guns! (FREE)
K02. I don't want to be a giant rabbit! (FREE)
K03. The Phooey has just referred to the Jewish people. (FREE)
K04. Character 1: I fought the war for your sort.
Character 2: I bet you're sorry you won. (FREE)
K05. Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! (FREE)
K06. I beat up the bathroom. (FREE)
K07. I always gagged on the silver spoon. (FREE)
K08. Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster? (FREE)
K09. Audiences don't know somebody sits down and writes a picture; they think the actors make it up as they go along. (FREE)
K10. We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity. (FREE)
K11. We can't call Ripley's Believe it or Not, because they wouldn't believe it. (FREE)
K12. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer? (FREE)
K13. What do you call assassins who accuse assassins? (FREE)
K14. How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? (1 Point)
K15. It is so difficult to make a neat job of killing people with whom one is not on friendly terms. (1 Point)
K16. I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants. (1 Point)
K17. What was I supposed to do, call him for cheating better than me? (1 Point)
K18. Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold! (1 Point)
K19. Now we come to step three. This... drives... most... people... crazy. (1 Point)
K20. I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. (1 Point)
K21. Nobody commits a murder just for the experiment of committing it. Nobody except us. (1 Point)
K22. I don't like violence. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense. (1 Point)
K23. You know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see: You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. (1 Point)
K24. I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes? (1 Point)
K25. This part you do alone. (1 Point)
K26. I know better than to argue romance with a French woman. (1 Point)
K27. This cannot be one of those things. This, please, cannot be that. (1 Point)
K28. Me and the Kaiser, we are both fighting. The only difference is the Kaiser isn't here. (1 Point)
K29. It's go-go, not cry-cry. (1 Point)
K30. I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning. (1 Point)
K31. This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. (1 Point)
K32. I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies. (1 Point)
K33. Wouldn't it be great if I WAS crazy? Then the world would be okay. (1 Point)
K34. Remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. (1 Point)
K35. Those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that. (1 Point)
K36. Character 1: There's nothing to fear here.
Character 2: That's what scares me. (1 Point)
K37. Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice. (1 Point)
K38. My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. (1 Point)
K39. In Switzerland they had brotherly love -- they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. "The Third Man", guessed by flusterbunny
K40. I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. (1 Point)
K41. My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. (1 Point)
colubra:
L01. [into telephone] The vulgar evangelist, Mrs. Melrose Ape, proudly revealed that her angels were no more than underage adornments on sale to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, tears coursing down her face, the honorable Agatha..., whose repulsive liason with the Prime Minister shocked the nation this week, bewailed her, quote: "Ruined, bogus, vapid, bogus, and worthless life," unquote. [pause] Yes, two boguses. (FREE)
L02. My ice lolly's melted! you must be the Devil! (FREE)
fax_celestis:
M01. Character 1: How are things in the outer office?
Character 2: My troika was pursued by wolves.
Character 1: It's a good thing this cookie arrived unscathed. (FREE)
M02. You know what they say. Lesbians: better than e-mail. (FREE)
crash_in2_me_87:
N01. You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. [slight pause] I'm sorry, I uh, I ate a lot of sugar today. "Blade Trinity", guessed by talmanes
N02. Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And we're smack in the middle. (1 Point)
N03. Don't get too cocky, my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. "The Devil's Advocate", guessed by lightning_rose
N04. You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is my sense of security. (1 Point)
fmh:
O01. "I knew I should cause a sensation" said the rocket... and he went out. (1 Point)
O02. You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could sleep with the entire planet and still feel rejected. (1 Point)
O03. Character 1: Boys your story touches me in ways. But if I find out that you're lying, there will be repercussions.
Character 2: Cops?
Character 1: Fuck the cops, and their height requirements. I'll come after you myself. You'll wish I called the cops. (1 Point)
O04. Character 1: I may not be a religious man Reverend, but I know right and I know wrong and I have the good grace to know which is which
Character 2: Oh fuck off grasshopper! "Hot Fuzz", guessed by talmanes
O05. Because I'm stronger then faith. Stronger then all of your knowledge. [Pause] I am strong. Stronger then the passage of time. (1 Point)
O06. She's called "Henry," and it's a lot of explanation, but don't worry about it, kids, okay? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode. "Across the Universe", guessed by fax_celestis
O07. Character 1: You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men.
Character 2: This ain't no ancient culture here, mister.
Character 1: Sometimes it is. "Ghost Dog: the Way of the Samurai", guessed by talmanes
O08. Don't be afraid. I'll move back over here. I'll open the doors. I'm going to die. Two weeks, maybe three. My body is breaking down. I bleed. I don't heal anymore. I need blood. I need the love that's in your blood. What you're feeling about me right now. (1 Point)
O09. You tied me to an operating table, forced Uncle Ernesto to go at my throat with a scalpel. That was funny! [Pause] Untie me, I wanna give you a big hug. (1 Point)
O10. A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oy! You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." (1 Point)
O11. Character 1: Some pretty nice friends you got there.
Character 2: What are you saying? It's better to have no friends at all?
Character 1: Actually, yes. "The Chumscrubber", guessed by talmanes
O12. We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. (2 Points)
O13. I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and was somebody else underneath. (2 Points)
O14. Technology gets better everyday. That's fine. But most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocket knife and a smile. (2 Points)
O15. Deeper... deeper... deeper... deeper.... [Translated] (2 Points)
O16. I fornicated in front of the Mayor! (3 Points)
O17. I once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed to the horizon and said, "Faya!" That was a good day. (3 Points)
O18. It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, years of training... A lot of people don't appreciate that. "The Abyss", guessed by dkphoenix
O19. Character 1: Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need
Character 2: Yes. (3 Points)
O20. You better take real good care of me. Nothing, nothing better happen to one hair on my gorgeous head. Can you dig it? (3 Points)
O21. So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. "American History X", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
O22. An associate of mine grabbed it off your dad's desk... I believe it was next to your graduation picture. J.R. his wallet, his initials. But gee, mine too. And for some reason, stewardess, this strange and rather inebriated girl whom I've never met before tonight suddenly went crazy when I took it out of my pocket. "Red Eye", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
O23. That's no fair! They've got rocks and all we've got is machine guns! (3 Points)
O24. Why, why, why! Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me! "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen", guessed by colubra
O25. There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time. "Hotel Hell", guessed by dkphoenix
O26. Dear Sir Unseen, I know my music and I am willing to bet you ten times whatever pathetic price you paid to get in this place that the dog's tail is 'waggely.' Now I want to hear you bark. (3 Points)
O27. Something we've been fooling around with. Two microscopic capsules have been injected into your neck at the base of your two main arteries. The capsules are already starting to dissolve. In 24 hours, they'll be dissolved down to the cores. At the core of each capsule is a small heat-sensing charge that will donate. Not a big explosion, just enough to open up both of your arteries. I estimate that you'll be dead in 10 to 20 seconds from internal bleeding. "Escape from New York", guessed by dkphoenix
O28. Chiretta good for blood. Ginseng good for respiration. Crocodile to cure arthritis. Lizard for poison. Tin-si for... Tin-si for... [Translated] (3 Points)
O29. Character 1: First he swimmms...and then he jumps!...then he swimmms...and then he jumps!
Character 2: Next time he jumps lemme know, I'll shoot him (3 Points)
O30. Character 1: I only ask that you keep an open mind.
Character 2: Nothing is going up my ass tonight. (3 Points)
O31. See I've cleaned up a lot of breeders, families like cesspools; filth making filth making filth. And I did it over and over and over again, but it was all leading me here... I was born to destroy them... and the breed together. "Nightbreed", guessed by dkphoenix
O32. A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world? (3 Points)
O33. In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within ten feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures, I touch anyone, and a whole lifetime of shit flashes in front of my eyes! "Thirteen Ghosts", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
O34. For the past three weeks I've followed a group of people who don't live anyplace... don't work anyplace! "Nomads", guessed by dkphoenix
O35. Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball. (3 Points)
O36. I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want". (3 Points)
O37. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of chanel number five, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere. (3 Points)
O38. I knew he'd fallen in with a bad crowd, but it was worse then I imagined... aliens! "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", guessed by colubra
O39. She said nothing but death could keep her from me. She must be dead. (3 Points)
O40. Character 1: I didn't know you knew Karate.
Character 2: I don't. That was ballet. (3 Points)
O41. What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you. (3 Points)
O42. Coffee break? Rabbits don't get no coffee break!...Dadddddyyyyy!!! (3 Points)
O43. Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me! (3 Points)
O44. Once he even tried to ravish me... disguised as a cuttlefish. (3 Points)
O45. Character 1: I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?
Character 2: Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own -- a group so hungry for money they'd do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers. "The House on Haunted Hill", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
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The following people owe quotes. If you owe a handful (less than 9), feel free to hang on to them for a while and accrue points so you can make a bigger post. If you owe a ton of quotes, feel free to split them up into blocks and post them as you can -- it's actually easier on me if you do that instead of posting a huge slough of them. Also, don't worry if your total is getting really high -- I'd rather you played than didn't, so feel free to keep guessing.
colubra owes 3
crash_in2_me_87 owes 22
dkphoenix owes 60
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 3
filmbuff owes 57
flusterbunny owes 15
fmh owes 77
indigoskynet owes 12
itsaslashything owes 12
joiedecombat owes 114
jtersesk owes 2
lair_of_fenrir owes 59
lightning_rose owes 23
merlynn owes 12
persephoneflame owes 2
talmanes owes 40
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talmanes:
A01. You got mad squabbles, boy! (FREE)
A02. Character 1: Rise and shine, professor!
Character 2: You rise! You shine! (FREE)
A03. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl? (FREE)
A04. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping. (FREE)
A05. Gentleman 1: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some 'middle way' to solve this problem?
Gentleman 2: Float like leaf on river of life. And kill old lady. (FREE)
A06. Give my regards to oblivion. (FREE)
A07. I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go. (FREE)
A08. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want. (FREE)
A09. Character 1: I'm a brother shamus!
Character 2: A brother shamus? What... like an Irish Monk? (FREE)
A10. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right?
Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? (FREE)
A11. It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire. (FREE)
A12. Goodbye. I talked. There. Have I made your fucking day? (FREE)
A13. Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. (FREE)
A14. I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is. (FREE)
A15. You don't need proof when ya have instinct! (FREE)
A16. Grandfather: You're at an annoying age.
Grandson: So are you. (FREE)
A17. Character 1: I’ve learned this much -- take what you can, when you can.
Character 2: Then you’ve learned nothing! (FREE)
A18. Character 1: Why did you say that I was a loser?
Character 2: Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run. You try too hard. (FREE)
A19. Four lefts is a circle, you idiot! (FREE)
A20. It is terrible, terrible for you to rob me in this way of my most treasured feelings! (FREE)
A21. For me, the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women. (FREE)
A22. If there's anything I hate more than Baptists, it's Democrats. (FREE)
A23. I really want to play a character like the Terminator. You know, because the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own. You know, that they can relate to. (FREE)
A24. Character 1: That's my pen. That's definitely my book.
Character 2: Well taking your book is not a serious injury!
Character 1: Serious injury book is a red book, that book is blue.
Character 2: Well forgive me, I've lost my secret decoder ring! (FREE)
A25. The milk guy's getting paid. The potato chip guy's getting paid. The beer guy's getting paid. Every-fucking-body's getting paid, and you look through me? You fuck! (FREE)
A26. There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life. (FREE)
A27. You're a good grifter, man. It's hard to tell when you're lying. (FREE)
A28. Character 1: I'm your worst nightmare.
Character 2: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Character 3: Okay, all right, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare, but I am right up there! (FREE)
A29. We are all animals, my lady. (FREE)
A30. Character 1: Is this guy crazy?
Character 2: No, but he’s a carrier. (FREE)
A31. Screw'm! Screw'm all! Screw the gov'm'nt! (FREE)
A32. Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island. (FREE)
A33. If I take my gingko, I can still remember where I put the viagra. (FREE)
A34. I'm always open, even on Christmas. "The Prophecy", guessed by fmh
A35. Fuuuck, I can't just let her go. Shiiiiit. [Sort of translated from Japanese] (FREE)
A36. You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. (FREE)
A37. We're actors! We're the opposite of people! (FREE)
A38. Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy. (FREE)
A39. This is the West. Things are different out here. There’s only one rule -- winner take all. And I intend to take it. (FREE)
A40. I know I’m quite a spectacle, but do your looking later. [Translated from Japanese] (FREE)
A41. Do you find Chief Orman attractive? (FREE)
A42. If this catches on, we can come out with a liquid version: puce juice. (FREE)
A43. My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me. (FREE)
A44. Character 1: Do you understand what the Supreme Court is?
Character 2: The place where they finally kill us. (FREE)
A45. Bones it... huh. And you padlock it, and then you put the chain on it. That's a new one, that I'm working on. (FREE)
A46. Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab. (FREE)
A47. Character 1: Don't be so fast to thank me on this, _____, because you're going to be naked on this one! It's on the line for you! People are going to be watching! Now you blow it, you're going down! You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry! You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind! If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs! Is that clear?!
Character 2: Everything except for the pants-figs part. (FREE)
A48. I want what all men want. I just want it more. (FREE)
A49. While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies! (FREE)
A50. There was no such thing as society, and even if there was, I most certainly had nothing to do with it. (FREE)
A51. It’s not so difficult, really. Acquiescence. It’s easy, actually. You just... give... in. (FREE)
A52. I’ve got better things to do tonight than die. "Transformers: the Movie", guessed by flusterbunny
A53. You could print pictures of me wearing nipple rings and butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo! All anyone would wonder was whether the stock was up, or down. (FREE)
A54. Character 1: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year?
Character 2: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them. (FREE)
A55. I am the only free man on this train! And the rest of you are cattle! (1 Point)
A56. I thought we might end this evening with a discussion of the soul. All of the greatest religions speak of the soul’s endurance before the end of life. So what then does it mean to die? (1 Point)
A57. Character 1: How do you feel?
Character 2: Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room. (1 Point)
A58. Listen, man. You're my friend, and I know you care about me. And I know you disapprove, and I respect that. But there are some things that I have to do that you don't understand. You understand literature, movies, wine... but you don't understand my plight. (1 Point)
A59. You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas; when all I need is love. (1 Point)
A60. Character 1: How do you spell that?
Character 2: Correctly. (1 Point)
A61. He marches us towards a solid face of rock. The man has raisins in his braincase. (1 Point)
A62. I am a dishwashah! My hands is poimanently puckahed! (1 Point)
A63. If you wanted some background information on me, all you had to do was ask -- I'd have gladly volunteered it. You didn't have to play Hercule fucking Poirot! (1 Point)
A64. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain _____. We must fight. (1 Point)
A65. I can't sleep. I can't work. I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. (1 Point)
A66. You don't want to quit me. I'm your dream client. I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble. "The People vs. Larry Flynt", guessed by flusterbunny
A67. We tried sodium amatol on him three years ago to find where he buried a Princeton student; he gave them a recipe for dip. (1 Point)
A68. Sex is like pissing. People take it much too seriously. (1 Point)
A69. I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle. (1 Point)
A70. You tried to get in a sucker's share on a score that I set up, from the beginning! "The Score", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
A71. I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt. (1 Point)
A72. Character 1: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
Character 2: They all have views, you dumb shit!
Character 1: Not looking this way, cupcake! (1 Point)
A73. The only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story. And this one, is very good. This one is perfect. "The Secret Window", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
A74. Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?" (1 Point)
A75. And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because I'm the guy who knows everything. (1 Point)
A76. I'm as Jewish as fuckin' Tevye. (1 Point)
A77. Hey, I'll pay for pizza if you go get it. (1 Point)
A78. Lays down... a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?! (1 Point)
A79. No. I'm just a struggling Black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel and harsh world. (1 Point)
A80. Character 1: You couldn't get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse.
Character 2: That's because that fuckin' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks. (1 Point)
A81. Hey, I'm not your father. I'm your friend. (1 Point)
A82. Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are shittin' themselves. (1 Point)
A83. Character 1: You've changed, you know that?
Character 2: Yes, I suppose I have! How about this: "Peace, love, dope!"? Now get the hell out of here! (1 Point)
A84. Character 1: I have seen a world that no man should see!
Character 2: Really? Because for most people it's a rather enjoyable experience. (1 Point)
A85. I see you've finally found someone to work with who dresses worse than you do. (1 Point)
A86. What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again. (1 Point)
A87. I am a genius. I am the greatest artist of the twentieth century. I pretty much invented modern art, and I do weird abstract paintings even though I could paint totally realistic if I wanted to. Also, even though I am super short and bald, I am able to have sex with any beautiful woman I want just because I'm so great. (1 Point)
A88. I feel like I'm running a small nursery with someone I used to date. (1 Point)
A89. "Unacceptable risk of heart failure." I think that's what the manual says. The only trip I'll take in space is around the sun on this satellite right here. (1 Point)
A90. For the people who don't do drugs, or just do them occasionally, it's something that becomes your life, and you belong. You finally hit bottom and you know who you are, because you can't go any lower. When you find... a friendship that you wouldn't have found anywhere else. Still and all, there's a kind of intimacy with those that can go the distance. Sometimes you see the world so clearly... and you know just what to do, and just when to do it. Just what you should've done, and when you should've done it. (1 Point)
A91. He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time! (1 Point)
A92. _____, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. (2 Points)
A93. I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row. (1 Point)
A94. God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole! (1 Point)
A95. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it! (1 Point)
A96. Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him. (1 Point)
A97. My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. (2 Points)
A98. I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. I'll bet you a million fucking dollars. (2 Points)
A99. I always wondered why the coyote didn't just go out and buy a Road Runner. He had enough money to buy rocket-powered roller-skates so he had money to buy a Road Runner. (2 Points)
A100. Shit. I mean darn. No, I mean shit. (2 Points)
A101. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. [Translated] "Apocalypto", guessed by lair_of_fenrir
A102. You're like a life support system for a cock! (2 Points)
A103. Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts. (2 Points)
A104. I wonder what she looks like. I bet she's skinny. She probably is. She's skinnier'n me and prettier too. Now I'll hate her. Oh, I can't wait! (2 Points)
A105. Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an' down here... you're on your own. (2 Points)
A106. There were wires crossed somewhere in his soul. (2 Points)
A107. Character 1: Are you a believer in astrology?
Character 2: No. But then, I'm a Gemini, and Geminis don't believe in astrology. (2 Points)
A108. My old man used to say to me, probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It's something you're gonna need to remember. (2 Points)
A109. There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. (2 Points)
A110. It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone. (2 Points)
A111. You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami. (2 Points)
A112. How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now? (2 Points)
A113. It's my professional opinion that you've become a monster. (2 Points)
A114. Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard! (2 Points)
A115. No exaggeration. I could not love a human baby more than I love this brush. (2 Points)
A116. I remember one night. I went with the sheriffs on a warrant raid. This dipshit was selling meth out of his apartment. Just a stop-and-pop. Broke down the door, rousted the guy. I was in one of the back rooms looking for junk when I hear something. I turn around and see these... eyes staring at me from a closet. It was a little girl. A little ten year old girl. Naked. Shaking like a leaf; she was scared to death. Her stepfather was pimping her out for rent. I wrapped her in my coat, carried her out to the squad car. I went back... and I beat that motherfucker half to death. (2 Points)
A117. Character 1: You have done nothing for which you should be ashamed.
Character 2: I have done nothing. And for that I am ashamed. (2 Points)
A118. Character 1: So why do you think I'd let you come with us?
Character 2: 'Cause I'm an American. (2 Points)
A119. Captain Newport, sir, I found oysters. They're as thick as my hands. They're the size of stones sir and there's fish everywhere they're flapping against your legs. We're gonna live like kings. (2 Points)
A120. I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses. (2 Points)
A121. My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? "Boogie Nights", guessed by lightning_rose
A122. This is a cartoon. Not a freakin' Oprah Winfrey special. (2 Points)
A123. Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them. (3 Points)
A124. I never could piss straight. Too much of myself to handle down there. (2 Points)
A125. You've promised people a victory I can't deliver. I don't stand a chance against this man. (2 Points)
A126. Character 1: Why is it every time you talk about a female you gotta say bitch, ho, or hootchie?
Character 2: 'Cause that's what you are. (2 Points)
A127. The Pentecost... I don't... I don't know what the Pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and guys like you and me march off to Hell. (2 Points)
A128. Character 1: The best time I've had in the last fifteen years was sitting at that piano with you.
Character 2: That's wonderfully sensitive. Especially from a man who wears such tight pants.
Character 1: It forces all the blood to my heart. (2 Points)
A129. Our crusade was such madness that only a real idealist could have thought it up. (2 Points)
A130. I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it (2 Points)
A131. Character 1: You one crazy old man.
Character 2: You'll get there. (2 Points)
A132. You want chaos? I'm the chaos. You want fear? I'm the fear. You want a new beginning? I'm the new beginning! (2 Points)
A133. Character 1: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Character 2: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Character 1: As long as you don't have flat feet. "Across the Universe", guessed by fax_celestis
A134. I think if Gandhi had to spend a prolonged amount of time with you, he'd end up beating the shit out of you, too. (2 Points)
A135. Character 1: Wouldn't it be funny if the devil looked just like you?
Character 2: Why don't you come over here! I'll show you what the devil looks like! (2 Points)
A136. We's only together once. She's afraid of lightning. She came up into the wagon and just cuddled right up to me. She gave me a kind price, too. (2 Points)
A137. You Mormons are some brave mother fuckers. (2 Points)
A138. Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters. "Wet Hot American Summer", guessed by flusterbunny
A139. Well, it all depends on how you look at it. I mean, you might think that you're more from here than me, for example. But I've been living here longer than you been alive. So who's right? (2 Points)
A140. What day is it, anyway? Monday? Huh? The hell it is. It's Sunday. Sunday I always dress for dinner. (2 Points)
A141. Tonight I think I die. (2 Points)
A142. I think all we can aspire to in this situation is a little bit of grace. (2 Points)
A143. [Huffing & puffing] It's the African squat fuck. Give you the old nigga squat fuck! (2 Points)
A144. Ah, shit! There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker. "Used Cars", guessed by dkphoenix
A145. I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won. "The Thing", guessed by dkphoenix
A146. You know what your problem is? You are so god-damn bored you have to invent things to bitch about! You don't have a single thing to do on this Earth except for your hair. The closet was fine! You just needed something to fill up your useless, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich bitch, sun tanning days! "Overboard", guessed by itsaslashything
A147. You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin' head off and use it for a fuckin' basketball? You can bowl with the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let him do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant jerkoff! I wanna get killed by an American jerkoff! "Tango & Cash", guessed by itsaslashything
A148. What's it going to take to convince you? Me in a body bag? (3 Points)
A149. It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made. (3 Points)
A150. You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? (3 Points)
A151. What do you say we play a little Bangkok Rules? Nobody draws until this hits the ground. "Escape from LA", guessed by fax_celestis
A152. Soldiers deserve soldiers, Sir. (3 Points)
A153. I'm real. I'm... I'm... mortality as home entertainment? This cannot be the future... can it? Can it?! (3 Points)
A154. I was raised up to be a gunfighter by a family of gunfighters. "Dark Blue", guessed by fmh
A155. _____, I just want you to know how proud I am that you'll be attending my alma mater and someday following me into the family business. (3 Points)
A156. Now, look -- I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf. (3 Points)
A157. Oh my God... what is that? Don't tell me! "Big Trouble in Little China", guessed by fmh
A158. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either. (3 Points)
A159. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds -- pretty standard, really. "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery", guessed by flusterbunny
A160. No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. (3 Points)
A161. You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great. "Office Space", guessed by dkphoenix
A162. You can keep doing that forever. The dog is never going to move. "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl", guessed by fmh
A163. Character 1: In vino veritas.
Character 2: Age quod agis.
Character 1: Credat Judeas apella, non ego.
Character 2: Eventus stultorum magister.
Character 1: In pace requiescat.
Character 3: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Character 1: Evidently Mr. _____'s an educated man. Now I really hate him. "Tombstone", guessed by fmh
A164. Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything? "No Country for Old Men", guessed by fmh
A165. It's like my mom says, "The weak are always trying to sabotage the strong." (3 Points)
A166. Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant." "Forrest Gump", guessed by fmh
A167. You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. "Clerks", guessed by flusterbunny
A168. She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. (3 Points)
A169. I'm of a mind to make some mookie. "Batman", guessed by fmh
A170. Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. (3 Points)
A171. Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. "Fight Club", guessed by dkphoenix
indigoskynet:
B01. Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Look at my mouth. Do I look familiar? (FREE)
B02. I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams. (FREE)
B03. Shhh... I'm about to defy you. (FREE)
B04. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things? (FREE)
B05. Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question? (FREE)
B06. Dutch Apple pie? (FREE)
B07. My balls are freezin'! I never thought I'd say that with a smile on my face. (FREE)
B08. Just because some kid smacks into your wife on the turnpike doesn't make it a crime to be 17 years old. (FREE)
B09. "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon! (FREE)
B10. My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! (FREEs)
B11. Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. (FREE)
B12. I looked for that jacket for two fucking weeks. (FREE)
B13. I'll give you an answer. I'm a man of medicine. I'm expected to save lives and ease suffering. I love people. Therefore, I would have no choice but to kill the son of a bitch. (FREE)
B14. Have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette. Something that goes well with chrysanthemums. (FREE)
B15. Can I have my hat please? I kinda need my hat. The sun is hot, and I freckle, and not the good way, either. I blotch. (1 Point)
dkphoenix:
C01. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis. (FREE)
C02. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? Well, that's too fucking high! *KABOOM* (FREE)
C03. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? (FREE)
C04. God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... He could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters. (FREE)
C05. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. (FREE)
C06. I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I wasn't under such heavy sedation. (FREE)
itsaslashything:
D01. Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. (FREE)
D02. Character 1: We've been framed.
Character 2: Spence told me you'd say that.
Character 1: Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist!
Character 2: He told me you'd say that too! (FREE)
D03. Character 1: Ma'am, are you aware that it's against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area?
Character 2: What if you're married to one? (3 Points)
D04. Character 1: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
Character 2: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it? (3 Points)
D05. And then there was the time he walked up to this group of tourists and they were petrified because A they were obviously lost, and B had probably never spoken to a drag queen before in their lives... and he... she just offered to escort them out of Alphabet City... and then she let them take a picture with her and then she said she'd help 'em find the Circle Line... "Rent", guessed by fax_celestis
ambelies:
E01. Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright? (FREE)
bayushi:
F01. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine. (FREE)
flusterbunny:
G01. Midget wanna be tall! (FREE)
G02. Nice as she is, red as her bush is, fuckable as she is, you gotta put the fire out, my friend. Attend to it. Stamp out that Benson and Hedges bitch once and for all. (FREE)
G03. I'm not a concept, Joel, I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. (FREE)
G04. Are you gonna tell me you're a fag? If you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it. "Teen Wolf", guessed by talmanes
G05. I'm letting myself down by satisfying you. (FREE)
G06. Let the slaughter begin! (FREE)
G07. I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! (FREE)
G08. I also remember a movie your husband made. He shot 12 guys with a 6-shot revolver. I ain't gonna argue with that kind of marksmanship. (1 Point)
G09. There's something we gotta get sorted out here. I threatened to rope him behind my horse and drag him, then you waltz in pretty as you please and threaten to kill him. I don't like being out-threatened. (1 Point)
G10. Ass-kickin' fat kid! "Run Ronnie Run", guessed by talmanes
G11. We play the kind of music that your mother hates, and I know that because right now she's naked under the desk swallowing my microphone! She likes that! (1 Point)
G12. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. (1 Point)
G13. Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! NANNY! (1 Point)
G14. You're lookin' cool tonight, man. You must know Mickey Rourke, huh? (1 Point)
G15. Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company. "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind", guessed by talmanes
joiedecombat:
H01. Character 1: Fiji?
Character 2: Think of the beaches!
Character 1: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Character 2: Think of the sun!
Character 1: It's monsoon season.
Character 2: Oh, then the women.
Character 1: They're cannibals there.
Character 2: Exactly. (FREE)
H02. If I can't have you, can I have my gator? (FREE)
H03. You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know? (FREE)
H04. The least they could do is kill my food before they serve it to me. I do an honest day's work, I want already dead food. (FREE)
H05. Character 1: Why, you speak treason!
Character 2: Fluently. (FREE)
H06. A rebellion is always legal in the first person, such as "our rebellion." It is only in the third person. their rebellion" - that it becomes illegal. (FREE)
H07. Character 1: Sorta wish you hadn't done that.
Character 2: Done what?
Character 1: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
Character 2: Oh, now look, junior, that's what divorces are for. (FREE)
H08. Character 1: I've never touched a woman before.
Character 2: You still haven't. That's my corset. (FREE)
H09. To be a good soldier you must love the army. To be a good commander you must be able to order the death of the thing you love. (FREE)
H10. It's the boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh. I throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me. Get 'em while they're fresh. (FREE)
H11. We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had. (FREE)
H12. My arm, it doesn't hurt anymore. It's healed! Ow! No, still broken. (FREE)
H13. You magnificent bastard, I read your book! (FREE)
H14. No growth without assistance. No action without reaction. No desire without restraint. (FREE)
H15. We didn't exactly believe your story, we believed your two hundred dollars. I mean you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright. (FREE)
H16. Broaden your minds -- have another beer! Have two! (FREE)
H17. Only grown-up men are scared of women. (FREE)
H18. Character 1: A great detective relies on perception, intelligence, and imagination.
Character 2: Where'd you get that rubbish from?
Character 1: It's framed on the wall behind you. (FREE)
H19. Male company will be a pleasant relief in this hothouse of female emotions. (FREE)
H20. Character 1: Why are you telling me all this?
Character 2: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere. (FREE)
H21. Character 1: Okay, you guys can go around if you want. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I'll be waiting on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.
Character 2: You use your left hand or right hand to do that? (FREE)
H22. You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast! (FREE)
H23. You will be the land, and the land will be you. If you fail, the land will perish; as you thrive, the land will blossom. (FREE)
H24. You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear. (FREE)
H25. I noticed the other morning that you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that's because you aren't a breakfast eater... or because you thought I was gonna kill you. (FREE)
H26. Character 1: Let me understand. They put up all the money. I do all the work. What, if you don't mind my asking, would you do?
Character 2: I'd make sure it's known the company's in business. I'd see that it had a certain panache. That's what I'm good at. Not the work, not the work... the presentation. (1 Point)
H27. Generous deeds should not be checked by cold counsel. (1 Point)
H28. Thanks for... spittin' on me. (1 Point)
H29. Character 1: I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book.
Character 1: And then?
Character 1: And then? And then when I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said there goes _____, the best there ever was in this game. (1 Point)
H30. Character 1: Oh, I didn't realize you were...
Character 2: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Character 1: ...Blind.
Character 2: You know, I always forget that one. (1 Point)
H31. If I may say... far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood. One warm, and caring... and right before your eyes. (1 Point)
H32. This is where you fall down. "Mortal Kombat", guessed by fmh
H33. September 21, 1945... that was the night I died. (1 Point)
H34. Shall I, ahem, leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment? (1 Point)
H35. It looks like a flamingo threw up in here! (1 Point)
H36. My Lord, may I also remind my learned friend that his witness, by her own admission, has already violated so many oaths that I am surprised the Testament did not leap from her hand when she was sworn here today! I doubt if anything is to be gained by questioning you any further! (2 Points)
H37. Mom, I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy. I want to wait for a good time, like Father's Day, or Christmas morning! (1 Point)
H38. Character 1: I feel terrible, like there's a millstone on my chest.
Character 2: Yes, a heart is a heavy burden. [Translated from the Japanese] (1 Point)
H39. I think it's better to break a man's leg than his heart. (1 Point)
H40. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart are but a day. (1 Point)
H41. Character 1: So why the sad face?
Character 2: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus. (1 Point)
H42. You don't really mean you'll kill me, do you? (1 Point)
H43. They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all. "Mary Poppins", guessed by colubra
H44. Could we just for once die without all this bickering? (2 Points)
H45. There's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep 'em all away from you. That's never possible. (1 Point)
H46. They found my kid's wallet buried under a train in Colorado. What the hell was she doing in Colorado? (1 Point)
H47. Do not fear, we are now armed with mighty joint! "History of the World, Part 1", guessed by fax_celestis
H48. The door that I know will never open... I won't knock on it eternally. [Translated from the Japanese] (1 Point)
H49. So, the only man that can have you is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic. (1 Point)
H50. Let me do the talking, angel. I don't know yet what I'm going to tell them. It'll be pretty close to the truth. (1 Point)
H51. Are you nuts? She clearly prefers gas pump jockeys to millionaires. What do you want to do, disillusion the poor girl? (1 Point)
H52. I bit myself shaving. (2 Points)
H53. I will not wear booties! (2 Points)
H54. Character 1: Sir, with all due respect, that is idiotic.
Character 2: Idiotic? Lemme ask you a question. Are we fugitives from the law?
Character 1: Right.
Character 2: Idiocy is our only option. (2 Points)
H55. The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. (2 Points)
H56. Character 1: This is an heirloom. It must be worth something.
Character 2: Your heir didn't loom too big. If I gave you fifty, I'd be fired. (2 Points)
H57. Character 1: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.
Character 2: Even with a chainsaw! (2 Points)
H58. 'Escaped Robot Fights for His Life. Film at Eleven.' "Short Circuit", guessed by lightning_rose
H59. How are you going to run the universe if you can't answer a few unsolvable problems? Come on, big fella, let's see what you got. (3 Points)
H60. Character 1: Everything that I have to say to you has already crossed your mind.
Character 2: And my answer has no doubt crossed yours. (2 Points)
H61. All of my key employees are my sons. Blood is the best security in this business. (2 Points)
H62. My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad. (3 Points)
H63. It was a night like any other, when suddenly a knock came at the door. I opened it, and there were these Manchurians, doing a rather festive Carribean dance.... (2 Points)
H64. I sacrificed three years for you. How could you love him after only three days? [translated from the Chinese] (2 Points)
H65. We'll have a better chance when they're sleeping. Come, let us lurk! (2 Points)
H66. My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole. (2 Points)
H67. Um, look. Um, if you don't mind, I'd like to plan on remembering you two as if you were my kids. The kids I never had. (2 Points)
H68. We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me, I patronized her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection. "The American President", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
H69. Character 1: God! Are you trying to kill me?
Character 2: If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands. (2 Points)
H70. What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead that can only count to twenty if he's barefoot or wearing sandals. (2 Points)
H71. Someday you'll find a man, a good man, and you'll love him, and marry him, and live and die for him. And I'll be hanged if I stand by and watch. (2 Points)
H72. Boy, say if you're a friend so I will not die alone. (2 Points)
H73. Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby. (2 Points)
H74. Character 1: I may be pre-periodic and I may be hysterical. So what?
Character 2: So there are drugs for those things and we make most of them! (2 Points)
H75. Character 1: You can't put wine in hobo stew!
Character 2: Why not? What goes better with hobos than wine? (2 Points)
wufeidragon:
I01. Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks. (FREE)
I02. Regards. That's a fine letter, sir, that's an epic. That's dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send a stamp, airmail, that's all. You may go, sir. I may go too. (FREE)
I03. Woman: I'll show you the door.
Man: I'll just go back out the window. (FREE)
I04. No, he doesn't come to English class anymore. He says England is done for. He's learning Chinese. (FREE)
lair_of_fenrir:
J01. I fooled you with my inspector! (FREE)
J02. He swears a lot, doesn't he? (FREE)
J03. All right, sonny, that's enough, just pack that in. (FREE)
J04. No, this is my fucking place, mate. (FREE)
J05. Kiss my frontbutt! (FREE)
J06. How awful! We'll never get rid of the damned thing now. (FREE)
J07. When in California be sure to visit beautiful... oh. (FREE)
J08. If he were alive, he'd have stood up by now. (FREE)
J09. Did we miss Baywatch? (FREE)
J10. Christ. The press were already screaming for blood, the last thing we want to do is escalate the situation. (FREE)
J11. They'd have torn your place out from under you in half an hour. (FREE)
J12. What kind of a whorehouse is this?! (Another subtitle-quote, and I'm still not saying which language.) (FREE)
J13. I'll bend my bow to your will, sir! (FREE)
J14. Need I suggest that you forget us? Because we will not forget. (FREE)
J15. Who wants us in Moscow? (FREE)
J16. Character 1: What did you tell him?
Character 2: The story. (FREE)
J17. It's like being a plumber. Do your job right, nobody should notice, it's only when you fuck up that everything gets full of shit. (FREE)
J18. Why did you destroy my photographer?! (FREE)
J19. And now he's dead and you're here too. (FREE)
J20. Should I invite who I truly desired, I would find myself without a home, much less a television show. (FREE)
J21. But... you were a mouse! You wanted cheese! "Stardust", guessed by fax_celestis
J22. CHOKE YOURSELF! (1 Point)
J23. The only problem is the map, the map, the map is not the territory. (1 Point)
J24. Character 1: How long have I been gone for? Weeks, months?
Character 2: Too long.
Character 1: Years. (1 Point)
J25. Where do movies come from if no one produces them? (1 Point)
J26. Character 1: That's my shit.
Character 2: What, you need bathroom? I can stop here.... (1 Point)
J27. Bye bye, little mouse! (1 Point)
J28. Don't forget, kid, we're all in this together. (1 Point)
J29. Character 1: You were entered and processed into this facility 15 minutes ago!
Character 2: Then it's not me, you dumb son of a bitch. Check my ID, you've got a mite! (1 Point)
J30. Uh, yeah. Is this a God dam? "Beavis & Butthead Do America", guessed by flusterbunny
J31. They're tearing through people's houses. (1 Point)
J32. You've probably seen 'em before yourself and didn't know it. In a train station or at a bar. (1 Point)
J33. Character 1: That's two and a half tons of high explosives, _____!
Character 2: You're telling me that's not enough? _____, don't tell me that's not enough!
Character 1: Not enough?! Never mind! (1 Point)
J34. This... is not... your... country. (1 Point)
J35. Don't mess with me, you ice-crapping snow-honkies! I just got dumped! (1 Point)
J36. Of course you're blind, I just fired a blank in your fuckin' face! (2 Points)
J37. There are always... open doors. (1 Point)
J38. Character 1: What do you want?
Character 2: To fight, and...!
Character 3: SHUT UP! (1 Point)
J39. Character 1: Why aren't you at your post?
Character 2: Why aren't you at yours? (2 Points)
J40. I can't fuck no more! (2 Points)
J41. If _____ and _____ agree, he'll sign a full confession right here. (2 Points)
J42. Come an' 'ave a go, if ya think you're 'ard enough! (2 Points)
J43. It was your plan! They followed it implicitly! (2 Points)
J44. It's a sin! It's a sin! (2 Points)
J45. I suppose it didn't occur to you that you might have to bleed to pull off this little coup. (2 Points)
J46. Character 1: Ass-blasters!
Character 2: Sounds like a porno film. (2 Points)
J47. Do it to _____! Do it to her! (2 Points)
J48. This is by far the coolest thing you've ever done! (2 Points)
J49. You gotta tickle its citrus! (2 Points)
J50. It tastes very bad, but it is good for you. See? (2 Points)
J51. Oh, so now you're throwing stuff at me. (2 Points)
J52. Man, that cheap beer really goes right through you. For the first time ever I gotta go to the bathroom. (3 Points)
J53. I'm gonna teach every last one of ya how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, shit, like a United States soldier! "Stripes", guessed by dkphoenix
J54. Give it a break, Sal. You couldn't hit the floor if you fell on it. (3 Points)
J55. I'm a person, not a trout. You have no authority over me. (3 Points)
J56. Looks like he took on Jack the Ripper and came last! (3 Points)
filmbuff:
K01. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the fucking guns! (FREE)
K02. I don't want to be a giant rabbit! (FREE)
K03. The Phooey has just referred to the Jewish people. (FREE)
K04. Character 1: I fought the war for your sort.
Character 2: I bet you're sorry you won. (FREE)
K05. Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! (FREE)
K06. I beat up the bathroom. (FREE)
K07. I always gagged on the silver spoon. (FREE)
K08. Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster? (FREE)
K09. Audiences don't know somebody sits down and writes a picture; they think the actors make it up as they go along. (FREE)
K10. We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity. (FREE)
K11. We can't call Ripley's Believe it or Not, because they wouldn't believe it. (FREE)
K12. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer? (FREE)
K13. What do you call assassins who accuse assassins? (FREE)
K14. How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? (1 Point)
K15. It is so difficult to make a neat job of killing people with whom one is not on friendly terms. (1 Point)
K16. I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants. (1 Point)
K17. What was I supposed to do, call him for cheating better than me? (1 Point)
K18. Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold! (1 Point)
K19. Now we come to step three. This... drives... most... people... crazy. (1 Point)
K20. I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. (1 Point)
K21. Nobody commits a murder just for the experiment of committing it. Nobody except us. (1 Point)
K22. I don't like violence. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense. (1 Point)
K23. You know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see: You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. (1 Point)
K24. I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes? (1 Point)
K25. This part you do alone. (1 Point)
K26. I know better than to argue romance with a French woman. (1 Point)
K27. This cannot be one of those things. This, please, cannot be that. (1 Point)
K28. Me and the Kaiser, we are both fighting. The only difference is the Kaiser isn't here. (1 Point)
K29. It's go-go, not cry-cry. (1 Point)
K30. I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning. (1 Point)
K31. This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. (1 Point)
K32. I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies. (1 Point)
K33. Wouldn't it be great if I WAS crazy? Then the world would be okay. (1 Point)
K34. Remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. (1 Point)
K35. Those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that. (1 Point)
K36. Character 1: There's nothing to fear here.
Character 2: That's what scares me. (1 Point)
K37. Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice. (1 Point)
K38. My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. (1 Point)
K39. In Switzerland they had brotherly love -- they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. "The Third Man", guessed by flusterbunny
K40. I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. (1 Point)
K41. My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. (1 Point)
colubra:
L01. [into telephone] The vulgar evangelist, Mrs. Melrose Ape, proudly revealed that her angels were no more than underage adornments on sale to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, tears coursing down her face, the honorable Agatha..., whose repulsive liason with the Prime Minister shocked the nation this week, bewailed her, quote: "Ruined, bogus, vapid, bogus, and worthless life," unquote. [pause] Yes, two boguses. (FREE)
L02. My ice lolly's melted! you must be the Devil! (FREE)
fax_celestis:
M01. Character 1: How are things in the outer office?
Character 2: My troika was pursued by wolves.
Character 1: It's a good thing this cookie arrived unscathed. (FREE)
M02. You know what they say. Lesbians: better than e-mail. (FREE)
crash_in2_me_87:
N01. You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. [slight pause] I'm sorry, I uh, I ate a lot of sugar today. "Blade Trinity", guessed by talmanes
N02. Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And we're smack in the middle. (1 Point)
N03. Don't get too cocky, my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. "The Devil's Advocate", guessed by lightning_rose
N04. You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is my sense of security. (1 Point)
fmh:
O01. "I knew I should cause a sensation" said the rocket... and he went out. (1 Point)
O02. You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could sleep with the entire planet and still feel rejected. (1 Point)
O03. Character 1: Boys your story touches me in ways. But if I find out that you're lying, there will be repercussions.
Character 2: Cops?
Character 1: Fuck the cops, and their height requirements. I'll come after you myself. You'll wish I called the cops. (1 Point)
O04. Character 1: I may not be a religious man Reverend, but I know right and I know wrong and I have the good grace to know which is which
Character 2: Oh fuck off grasshopper! "Hot Fuzz", guessed by talmanes
O05. Because I'm stronger then faith. Stronger then all of your knowledge. [Pause] I am strong. Stronger then the passage of time. (1 Point)
O06. She's called "Henry," and it's a lot of explanation, but don't worry about it, kids, okay? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode. "Across the Universe", guessed by fax_celestis
O07. Character 1: You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men.
Character 2: This ain't no ancient culture here, mister.
Character 1: Sometimes it is. "Ghost Dog: the Way of the Samurai", guessed by talmanes
O08. Don't be afraid. I'll move back over here. I'll open the doors. I'm going to die. Two weeks, maybe three. My body is breaking down. I bleed. I don't heal anymore. I need blood. I need the love that's in your blood. What you're feeling about me right now. (1 Point)
O09. You tied me to an operating table, forced Uncle Ernesto to go at my throat with a scalpel. That was funny! [Pause] Untie me, I wanna give you a big hug. (1 Point)
O10. A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oy! You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." (1 Point)
O11. Character 1: Some pretty nice friends you got there.
Character 2: What are you saying? It's better to have no friends at all?
Character 1: Actually, yes. "The Chumscrubber", guessed by talmanes
O12. We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. (2 Points)
O13. I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and was somebody else underneath. (2 Points)
O14. Technology gets better everyday. That's fine. But most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocket knife and a smile. (2 Points)
O15. Deeper... deeper... deeper... deeper.... [Translated] (2 Points)
O16. I fornicated in front of the Mayor! (3 Points)
O17. I once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed to the horizon and said, "Faya!" That was a good day. (3 Points)
O18. It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, years of training... A lot of people don't appreciate that. "The Abyss", guessed by dkphoenix
O19. Character 1: Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need
Character 2: Yes. (3 Points)
O20. You better take real good care of me. Nothing, nothing better happen to one hair on my gorgeous head. Can you dig it? (3 Points)
O21. So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. "American History X", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
O22. An associate of mine grabbed it off your dad's desk... I believe it was next to your graduation picture. J.R. his wallet, his initials. But gee, mine too. And for some reason, stewardess, this strange and rather inebriated girl whom I've never met before tonight suddenly went crazy when I took it out of my pocket. "Red Eye", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
O23. That's no fair! They've got rocks and all we've got is machine guns! (3 Points)
O24. Why, why, why! Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me! "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen", guessed by colubra
O25. There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time. "Hotel Hell", guessed by dkphoenix
O26. Dear Sir Unseen, I know my music and I am willing to bet you ten times whatever pathetic price you paid to get in this place that the dog's tail is 'waggely.' Now I want to hear you bark. (3 Points)
O27. Something we've been fooling around with. Two microscopic capsules have been injected into your neck at the base of your two main arteries. The capsules are already starting to dissolve. In 24 hours, they'll be dissolved down to the cores. At the core of each capsule is a small heat-sensing charge that will donate. Not a big explosion, just enough to open up both of your arteries. I estimate that you'll be dead in 10 to 20 seconds from internal bleeding. "Escape from New York", guessed by dkphoenix
O28. Chiretta good for blood. Ginseng good for respiration. Crocodile to cure arthritis. Lizard for poison. Tin-si for... Tin-si for... [Translated] (3 Points)
O29. Character 1: First he swimmms...and then he jumps!...then he swimmms...and then he jumps!
Character 2: Next time he jumps lemme know, I'll shoot him (3 Points)
O30. Character 1: I only ask that you keep an open mind.
Character 2: Nothing is going up my ass tonight. (3 Points)
O31. See I've cleaned up a lot of breeders, families like cesspools; filth making filth making filth. And I did it over and over and over again, but it was all leading me here... I was born to destroy them... and the breed together. "Nightbreed", guessed by dkphoenix
O32. A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world? (3 Points)
O33. In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within ten feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures, I touch anyone, and a whole lifetime of shit flashes in front of my eyes! "Thirteen Ghosts", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
O34. For the past three weeks I've followed a group of people who don't live anyplace... don't work anyplace! "Nomads", guessed by dkphoenix
O35. Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball. (3 Points)
O36. I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want". (3 Points)
O37. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of chanel number five, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere. (3 Points)
O38. I knew he'd fallen in with a bad crowd, but it was worse then I imagined... aliens! "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", guessed by colubra
O39. She said nothing but death could keep her from me. She must be dead. (3 Points)
O40. Character 1: I didn't know you knew Karate.
Character 2: I don't. That was ballet. (3 Points)
O41. What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you. (3 Points)
O42. Coffee break? Rabbits don't get no coffee break!...Dadddddyyyyy!!! (3 Points)
O43. Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me! (3 Points)
O44. Once he even tried to ravish me... disguised as a cuttlefish. (3 Points)
O45. Character 1: I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?
Character 2: Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own -- a group so hungry for money they'd do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers. "The House on Haunted Hill", guessed by crash_in2_me_87
As usual, if you see quotes up here that have already been answered, speak up.
The following people owe quotes. If you owe a handful (less than 9), feel free to hang on to them for a while and accrue points so you can make a bigger post. If you owe a ton of quotes, feel free to split them up into blocks and post them as you can -- it's actually easier on me if you do that instead of posting a huge slough of them. Also, don't worry if your total is getting really high -- I'd rather you played than didn't, so feel free to keep guessing.
colubra owes 3
crash_in2_me_87 owes 22
dkphoenix owes 60
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 3
filmbuff owes 57
flusterbunny owes 15
fmh owes 77
indigoskynet owes 12
itsaslashything owes 12
joiedecombat owes 114
jtersesk owes 2
lair_of_fenrir owes 59
lightning_rose owes 23
merlynn owes 12
persephoneflame owes 2
talmanes owes 40
There is no spoon.