[12:54] ATTAK OF AND FROM REMOTE ISLAND: hi faggetini de shquahs shut the fuck hole ( Read more... )

said " I don't care, im cool on the internet."

shut dem jelous fags up fo shizzle

There is a stray cat that always tries to go in my neighbourhood and rape other cats, usually I dont bother with him but he tried to rape my cat one time, the sick bastard, NOW I HAVE TO FUCK HIM UP. I made two throwing stars made of nails and tape and glue and made a crossowbow with a small nuke attached to its tip. I threw thew starinto it and ( Read more... )

SPREAD THE WORD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!GO!

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just picture it you hanging upside down from the ceiling while someone pours freezing ice-water into your anus for unexplained reasons.

if this was mandatory child punishment the world would be a much more interesting place, if only i were world dictator nobody would know the meaning of boredom.

I used to believe that the old man who would crawl through my window at night was really the magical ass inspector he claimed to be. Oh the times we had, till i found out it was really makeroni

fills some ballons with acid and throw it at peoples faces fuckwits

My mother was drinking coffee, and I hid in the rafters and whenever she drank some coffee, I would piss in her mouth. Very amusing.

a man is sniffing your dirty boxers, are you offended? Or maybe just laugh at him because after wearing them for 3 days in a row you know how bad they must smell?