In recent history, everyone's hero "Desperado" JJ Walker, has found himself becoming bitter or down right angry towards those close to him, and for little reason.

What the hell?

I'm the proud uncle of a pretty baby girl, ladies and gents!

I'm ready to kick some ass at work!

I think I'm slowly losing it!

Hoobahjoobah! Zing zang! Doobah!

1. I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

I had a weekend. I first heard this term in the 40 Year Old Virgin when Cal described an incident with a girl and a horse. No horses were involved in My Weekend, but there were girls, and other grandiose details. So needless to say, when one says, "I had a weekend", they better be serious and talk just talking outta there ass ( Read more... )

Last Tuesday, a friend and I stopped by one of my favorite waterin' holes. The establishment, Big Daddy Dave's Jazz & Blues Club, was closed and a sign on the door read, "Closed because of the death of a close friend". Thinking nothing more of it, we pressed on to the Warehouse in Merritt Island. A while later, Jimmy Charland rings me up. He had ( Read more... )

Oh baby, what a craptastic Spring Break! Haven't been to the beach, but I have worked! AND OH THE ANNOYANCES WORK HOLDS!!! Fuckers! The whole lot of them ( Read more... )

Man, oh, man! Things have been blargh lately. Steve got a kick-ass tattoo. I bought Kirby! Work sucks! Had an essay in World Religions today. It had to do with Passover, which has to do with the curses of the Pharoahs, which reminds me of, THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES! HUZZAH ( Read more... )

The crystal ship is being filled
A thosand girls, A thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, I'll drop a line

First, thank you to all of you who came to my Chevrolet of a birthday party. And thanks for the gifts ( Read more... )

SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY ( Read more... )