I know... I live with my mom. I should be happy I'm not homeless. It's just that she drives me insane ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, there was a prince... shut up! I like the prince thing ( Read more... )

I heard things... I heard bad things and I heard good things. The crazy thing is I started hearing things like 3 years ago. Now it's here... and it sucks. But so did Comedy Central when it first started ( Read more... )

My mind... It is scary. It is like a haunted house. It is a tempting thing to explore, but if you are not prepared... you will either miss the good stuff, or you will run screaming into the night ( Read more... )

Holy shit... I found my pride ring. It is all tarnished. First time since I got it that it got tarnished. I feel so bad, but now I am not going to let it out of my site except when I take a shower... well, I might wear it then too.

It actually kind of looks cool tarnished. Nah, it deserves to shine.

I have to do something. I have wasted the last ten years of my life. Some of you would not agree, saying I have three wonderful godchildren, some good artwork, a few new skills, and an ass load of watches ( Read more... )

If this is a toothache, I can handle it, but if it is a maxillary sinus infection... I CAN'T TAKE IT ( Read more... )

This new thing from the government is taking away all my porn. Because of the new law requiring all porn sites to keep up to date records on all models on site, about half of all sites are going out of business ( Read more... )

I have a plan. Some parts of this plan will be unpopular, but that is how it is ( Read more... )

This is my wish list for my future husband in no particular order. Am I too picky? I don't think so ( Read more... )