It's a good day for a Bodacious Birthday, eh? So today I'm 19, woo, go me.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude,it's 4-20. Merry stoner day. Anyway, Skittle made this and it's so damn funny so I thought I'd share it with you...it's the true pope.


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I just typed up the best journal entry EVER but livejournal became a dick and RUINED IT. DAMN YOU LJ AND THE LJ GODS, GODDAMN YOU. I swear to GOD I'm going to cut you. Anyway, because I can't sleep I'll re-type it because it was really good and education and I feel you should all read it because it'll change your perspective on life and religion ( Read more... )

You know, I can barely speak because of my throat, it's 6 in the morning and I'm heading to school, almost immediantly after school I have to go to work, but you know what? It's gonna be a fine, fine day. I've come to the conclusion that when I grow up I want to be a blues musician and live in the Mississippi River Delta so that's where I'm gonna ( Read more... )

So today Miss. Moore let us go to first lunchwave aas usual today which is badass. Me, LoKi, and Luke were sitting outside chillin when we saw Julius come out and we said our hellos and what have you. Here's a little back story, I wanna kick this guys ass real bad like and I found out where he worked yesterday and told Julius (He's my co-worker, ( Read more... )

I just remembered this, but it was so damn funny. Thursday me, LoKi, our friend Jeff were talking to our German teacher when we started making little sexist jokes because we were watching Helter Skelter and laughed when the pregnant woman got punched in the face (It was funny) and the fact Charles Manson had a plan that involved dune buggys just ( Read more... )

Last night was so fucking badass but I now haven't slept in over 28 hours. I'm about to eat me some damn gumbo and sleep.

So last night me and Luke went riding around and as normal, ended up in the mall. Who would have guessed that right? It was cool though because for the second night in a row his aunt and uncle gave us money for food so we went to eat at the Cajun Grill, that mall Japanese food place thing. I swear to god, I've been to four different malls in ( Read more... )

So Monday night I was driving home minding my own business and...speeding and not realizing I was being followed by an unmarked police car which had it's sirens on until some other cops desided to join in...two more to be exact. Apparently I accidently ran from the cops, LoL. So I got a speeding ticket and a no insurance ticket because the cop ( Read more... )

So I was driving back from Wal Mart this afternoon and I realized I had to really pee (like I always do) so I was driving home as fast as I possible could...I got almost to the entrance of my apartments (about two car lengths) when the cars in front of my slam on their breaks and pull to the side...then I see the cop car, then the hearse...and ( Read more... )