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From Alan!
1. Ask me three questions.
2. I will pick two of them to answer.
3. One I will tell the truth about.
4. One I will lie about (the last you will have to try and answer for me).
5. Post this in your journal so others can ask you.
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"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us without words?" Marcel Marceau.
I fucking hate mimes. They come from France. By default everything from France sucks, especially the men, and you know exactly what they suck on. How can you trust a mime? They have all that makeup that they hide behind and if you haven't noticed, they wear the same clothes that prisoners wear. Coincidence? I think not. Clowns are inherently evil. ( Read more... ) -
Cool things that start with A
1. AMERICA ( Read more... ) -
the LIES parents tell
I first encountered the War on Christmas when I was a boy growing up in the House of Colbert. My parents told me Santa Claus didn't exist. They didn't want me to lose my faith in Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour because they thought I would be too preoccupied with a fat man who brought presents. I kept my faith of course, but I do loves my stuff ( Read more... ) -
[locked to Alan]
Heeeeey, buddy. There's a party going down. I wanna make a big appearance. I think you should come with me. -
Awww yeah
Stephen Colbert Pills:
Will cause increased flexibility
'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You know what that means. -
Music meme
Warning: By posting this up you are subjecting yourself to other peoples tastes in music. First rule of Play List is do not get offended by the music people share with you. Your cup of tea is could be someone else's leafy water ( Read more... )
