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She wants to see my ass.
And in an unrelated note, this is one of the most memorable (and terrifying) things I've done in my journalism career.
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Ask me anything
1 question.
1 chance.
1 honest answer. (as if I ever say anything else)
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To be great is to be misunderstood.
It's about time you people finally got your heads on straight. Everyone should know that I'm the best dancer. Apparently it took you two years to figure that out. I even had the videos to prove it! I'm not a great dancer... I'm the greatest dancer. Yet twice Tammy and her awards came around and twice she spurned me. Can you even name the winners ( Read more... ) -
Talk about ME
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Not this year!
As you all should know, the Tammy Awards have spurned me more than the Emmys, Barry Manilow, and bears combined. For the third time in a row I am nominated for the best dancer award. I have to have it this year.... along with all the other awards I'm nominated for. Remember, this year vote for Team CCS! There is none greater than
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Year of the Stephen
New Year, new layout, new pictures of me to drool over.
You're welcome.
OOC: A special thank you to the mun of
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Old acquaintance
Ah. We meet again. I see you, my ever present nemesis, looking at me with your jaws of doom. You can wait to sink your teeth into my flesh, can you? Well it's not going to happen. Not today, not ever.
I know that you bears think you're clever. Ooooh, you have it all figured out don't you? You've spun the media so badly in your favor that if I didn' ( Read more... ) -
Who's hating me now: LJ edition
"Your paid account add-on of Extra Userpics for LiveJournal user
"mr_colbert" will expire in 12 days, at which time your paid account will
revert to its standard features."
Once you buy something isn't it supposed to be yours forever? I thought we were in America. -
Stephen's Petrarchan Sonnet
Tonight: the latest on Iraq.
Is it in disarray? Is peace derailed?
Can we now say that Bush's war has failed?
A failure too calamitous to mock?
Or will the future bring a pleasant shock?
Will it be said democracy prevailed
And will the recent surge in troops be hailed
As more than merely running out the clock?
We'll cover that; then on the lighter side
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Colbert Knows Best
OOC: This is completely and totally AU. I just had the idea after talking with Alan!mun and I have her permission to use him. Feel free to comment anyway!
Stephen smiled down at the four year old girl clinging to his pant leg. Normally he would have scowled at the ensuing wrinkles in his perfectly pressed trousers which would make themselves ( Read more... )