Alright, why is that people seem to think in movies that washed-up losers coaching a bunch of little kids funny? I personally can not stand those movies. Everyone of them is the same, a middle-aged man loses his job or something just as bad. And in order to get money, he notices an ad miracously placed right in front of him, asking for some kind of ( Read more... )

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls, they're small and they don't give a SHIT!
Fuck you, faggot

I wanna be a Zen master

What Your Dreams Mean...


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!Warning!: This story is not for the weak stomach. It is intensely graphic, violent and dark. Do not take this story seriously, its only fictious. I do not believe or agree in the violence or killing expressed in the story, or any violence at all. I pushed this story to be as violent as possible, so don't take it seriously. And don't worry about me ( Read more... )

The Aquabats are cool as hell and I wish one day I can be like them

Ew, fuck everything...

!Warning!: This story is not for the weak stomach. It is intensely graphic, violent and dark. Do not take this story seriously, its only fictious. I do not believe or agree in the violence or killing expressed in the story, or any violence at all. I pushed this story to be as violent as possible, so don't take it seriously. And don't worry about me ( Read more... )

Fucking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I've run all out of ZEN!!!! Shiiiiiit son, I need a zen garden to replenish my ZEN!!!

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy Cooooooooooooooooorn= red marker!!!!