Him: You nut
Me: You're a nut
Him: No
Me: TWO NUTS in fact
Him: How do YOU know
Me: Your mom told me
Him: When?
Me: Last night
Him: Holy crap...then who was I screwing?
Me: Duh. Paris Hilton.
Him: That's why my genitals feel like mucus.
Me: Harsh times.
Him: You said it.
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JESUSALLAHBUDDAHCONFUSCIOUSSATANMENOTHINGASPARAGUS )
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haha....
okay im done...
you scare me XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *laughs*
BTW THE PENIS MISSED KÖZİ. KOK! KTHNXBAI (i have no idea why i love this word so much.but its so fun...hahaha kthnxbaiplzbitches.)
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NOT EVEN ALLAH ESCAPES THE WRATH OF SWATHI! MWAHAHAHAHA!
*shifty eyes*
xD
KÖZİ'S ABOUT KLAHA OUT A KLAHA IF HE DOESN'T SEE HIS PENIS SOON! AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY EITHER! MORE OF LIKE A "OH MY GOSH KAORU ATE MY LEATHER PANTS!" kinda way. WHICH ISN'T GOOD! *angst*
kthnxbairox. hawrdc00r33.
ORLY?!
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