I'm back bitches.

I got my own cologne. That's right, motherfucker. Driven.

I'm in a bad mood. I'm pissed we lost. I'm pissed at the lack of steak and beer. I'm pissed Sally's not here = /. Sally, will you fly to Toronto? Please? Shar can come er sorry if thats a prob Tanyon?, I don't care, I just need you here ( Read more... )

So. It's after the All-Star Break. Time for a Captain Pep Talk ( Read more... )

On behalf of Sally and myself, we would like to present these to the new pimp, Noah Sheffield.

Tiffany & Co. Barbell Rattle 
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I'm really tired. I'm tired of BEING tired. I'm tired of my hand. It hurts. I'm tired of teammates that like to piss me off Tino. I'm tired of exes that hint I'm still with them Vanessa. I'm tired of friends that say I don't love them and that I don't care.Sally. Because I obviously do. I'm tired of my bland interviews. I'm tired of the media. I ( Read more... )

OK so I haven't updated in forever maybe. Fine, you win. But I've been really busy with the WBC that we lost. It was still alot of fun to see everybodyTo Mexico. And now I've just been back to ST and lookin forward to a new season. Um, I also really love Sally and it's all Ok between us. I need to shop for new Nike shit. Really my wardrobe feels a ( Read more... )

[[Ok in a nutshell...Derek knew none of the drama. NONE. So thanks for the updates. And dont start drama or be mad at eachother. I understand yall had to make storylines but I'm back so Ill make decisions now too. So dont erase anything if u dont want.]]

[Ok soooo now that Jeter is back on LJ for the baseball season...it seems theres lots of Jeter drama with these posts...so Jeter needs to be updated :-d. Don't be pissed at jeter :( he loves you.]

[[Ok, I will definitely post daily once the season is here. And Derek loves Sally ( Read more... )