we ain't going to the town, we're going to the city.

[mr_ethanboy]

The other day, I pulled into the wrong building complex when I was trying to get to work. I mean, seriously: everything in Corporate Woods (what a name, right?) looks the same. Anyway, I spent about ten minutes trying to figure out why my swipe-key wasn't working. I was also wondering why they had taken down their old statue of some Greek god and

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[monez09]

So, I never thought about Klondike bars as a metaphor for life, but I am going to tell you how I eat them, and try to make that fit.

I think freezing cold chocolate doesn't taste very good. In fact, it doesn't really taste like anything. But on Klondike bars, the chocolate is good, and the ice cream is good, but you don't really get the full taste of the chocolate if you eat it together. So, what is wrong with sticky fingers anyway? It's not like washing them off is a big deal. The way to eat Klondike bars is to eat the chocolate in parts, and enjoy it, then eat the ice cream that you have oncovered, then eat more of the chocolate, &c. Eventually, you just have a block of delicious ice cream in your hands, and yeah, it melts and gets all over your fingers, but that's what your tongue and the sink are for. So, in short, you should enjoy the obstacles and sticky parts of life, so that you get the full experience, or something.

[mr_ethanboy]

hahahaha
i'm (pleasantly) shocked @ how much thought is going into this post
but i must say
that is a pretty excellent way to approach eating klondikes

don't worry evan:
i still love both live and klondike bars