Hu haiku

[mr_hu]

In the late summer
May a thousand locusts take
Refuge in your pants

Comments

(golf clap)

[disgruntledgrrl]

Beautiful. That was simply beautiful

[exsanguinatrix]

this could even replace goatse, I think

Another question for Mister Hu

[savyono]

Mister Hu, you've stated that you are not a ninja, nor are you a shaolin monk.

So, that begs the question just what are you?

Re: Another question for Mister Hu

[mr_hu]

I am Mr. Hu.
I have been many things.
I may yet be many things.
I am currently a gardener.
I also practice the arts of feng shui.
When you weren't looking, I rearranged everything in your room to better promote harmony.
It may look like everything is right where you left it, but do not be deceived!

Re: Another question for Mister Hu

[savyono]

That makes sense, since I already feng shuied the hell of the place.

Oh! A gardener! Excellent. I need gardening advice much more than I need ninja advice. Can you tell me how to grow some fairly large organic tomatos?

Re: Another question for Mister Hu

[mr_hu]

No, for I am a flower gardener.

[ronin238]

Mr Hu no longer posts
I am sad.
This is not a Haiku.

Mr Hu! A Question!

[disgruntledgrrl]

Is it true you knew Mr Miyagi? How do you feel about his passing?