In the late summer
May a thousand locusts take
Refuge in your pants

Mr. Hu has never been Japanese.
It is ninja, not NINJ0R.
Mr. Hu may not be a ninja, but Mr. Hu knows how to spell ninja.
If you cannot find your Caps Lock key, you must destroy your computer. Mr. Hu commands it!

I am not a ninja.
I do not teach ninjitsu.
I do not even know ninjitsu.
Ninjitsu is Japanese. I am Chinese. Learn the difference.