Comments | mr_jaeger: Not Goode, Virgil

mr_jaeger

Not Goode, Virgil

Dec 21, 2006 15:45

For days now, I’ve been planning my next major rant. I haven’t actually BEEN ranting before now, for the simple reason that it’s the Christmas season and I have a sort of tendency to become disgustingly good natured during this time of year. I have an image to maintain, dammit, and you, my little snarklings, have no interest in reading a bunch of ( Read more... )

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iceypyro December 21 2006, 20:55:49 UTC

If you saw apocalypto without me... sorry for quoting "Chaucer" in "A Knight's Tale" but...

"I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity."

iceypyro December 21 2006, 20:57:35 UTC

that is if apocalypto was said psychotic movie.... O_O

Oh, and I saw Rocky Balboa. Jason - "I give it 2 fins up"

mr_jaeger December 21 2006, 21:57:25 UTC

Apocalypto was, in fact, NOT said psychotic movie. Though I do want to see it...and Balboa. There's a lot of movies i want to watch...good thing i have two five-day weekends coming up.

mr_jaeger December 21 2006, 21:56:38 UTC

I believe I was quoted once as saying the following, along similar lines, but a tad less artsy and a whole bucket of tads more vulgar.

"I wanna go in armed with knowledge. Fuck it. I wanna go in BRISTLING with fucking knowledge; armed to the goddamned and grunting out intimidating one-liners like Rambo with PMS and a hard-on. I want to say the kind of evil shit that knocks over unccordinated people and makes the elderly and bright-eyed little virgin-eared children fall over DEAD. I wanna get a tattoo of a gun barrel down the length of my tongue to show people I MEAN GODDAMNED BUSINESS!"

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iheart45s December 21 2006, 21:10:42 UTC

You're my hero.

Don't you know that Jesus totally rules? I mean totally. TOE TALLLEEEEEY.

If i ever got sworn into office, I'd insist they swear me in with a copy of Hitchikers Guide.

What?

mr_jaeger December 21 2006, 22:12:59 UTC

Well, hey there, darlin'! Glad to see you're reading, and I hope this sets a precedent you're willing to stick around for. i'm always happy to see new people on the list...and yell at them in an heroic manner.

Hero? you gonna make me blush...

So...Hitchhiker's Guide, huh? I guess that places your religious affiliation with the Prophet Zarquon and his Singing Fish?

shadowmusic December 21 2006, 21:11:59 UTC

did you catch the new bond?
how you been, buddy?

mr_jaeger December 21 2006, 21:57:54 UTC

I have not. But I want to. And i've been pretty good. how about you?

protoclown December 21 2006, 21:12:43 UTC

Why, yes, Virginia, there IS a racist Santa Claus!

mr_jaeger December 21 2006, 21:58:49 UTC

He's making his list...checking it twice...trying to figure out if you've been naughty (or black) or nice (and white).

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mr_jaeger December 21 2006, 22:01:00 UTC

I totally forgot to loudly proclaim that everybody from the fifth (i think) congressional district should hang him-or-herself without pause...but i forget which one i'm in and whether or not that includes my irascible ass.

And yes...it was so irritating it knocked me clean out my seasonal cheer and into the need to spew forth Electric Bastardisms and political rambley things.