I want these muthafuckin' snakes off the muthafuckin' plane.

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The moon looks like a Cheshire smile tonight.

I'm going to bed early.

I decided to have a spinach salad for dinner tonight. Now, I say "spinach salad," but in reality, it was just a bowl of organic baby spinach. I got a bowl and the spinach out and I started to put the spinach into the bowl. I looked at each leaf because I was afraid there might be bad ones because it wasn't genetically engineered or whatever. I ( Read more... )

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

*passes out*

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So, I went sledding... but it didn't feel right. It was with Dubbya, Omar, Declan, Keith, and a girl I didn't know. There was no Josh. There was no Billy. No Ty or Chris. No dendrosodomy. It was weird. I guess it was fun, though. Now I'm drinking Dunkin Donuts hot chocolate and enjoying the wonders of flannel.

Theeeeee End.

I'm so very hungry.

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I'll bet you guys didn't know that Ted Copp wrote a series of novels about what I was doing in the early '40s.

http://www.series.net/knight/index.html

This is the real me. I miss these days.