as of august 1st, i need a new place to live.

i am now the newest addition to the abercrombie "sales rep" team. heh, im quitting tomorrow!

the kitchen was backed up an hour and the guests were bitching at us because of it. to keep ourselves from adding to the negative ora of the restaraunt me and christy decided to eleviate stress by chugging beers. as the manager approached i attempted to wipe the foam from my upper lip and destroy the evidence that was my plastic tullys cup. he ( Read more... )

i just saw a bear man, a big fuckin bear. with these big fuckin teeth. these big fuckin teeth and claws... it didnt know how to kill the bunny, with these big fuckin teeth and claws it didnt know how to kill the bunny.

no but seriously, i just saw a bear!

one of the little neighbor girls wrote; "i love you," with a heart around it, in the dirt on my car.

one of my fishes now sleeps with the fishes

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shit, the free money and good times are gone :(

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i once took this tramp to a party only to have her get completly drunk and make out with several guys, including my roomate. it hurt a lot because i actually thought i liked this girl, though i later came to the conclusion that she was a whore... a complete whore ( Read more... )

ah the times in our lives that a man will always remember. shaving for the first time, getting his license, getting laid for the first time... oh yeah, and his first bar fight! i'd have to say i did pretty good since i was jumped by two members of the bar staff.