Once again combing through my archives of old writing, I came across another of my Punch & Judy style scripts for Vilma and Ternaldo, and I figured I might as well inflict it upon y'all. Hopefully it'll make you chuckle. Enjoy!

( The Continuing Misadventures of Vilma and Ternaldo - The Time Machine )

Dear Readers,

I have suffered complete identity-loss amnesia. Please fill in the blanks. Tell me who I am! I trust you, my loving friends, to tell me only the truth and to steer me in the right direction. I am sure no one on the internet would lie to me!

Please help me! You're my only hope!

Guys, I'm so angry right now, I can't even properly express myself. A congresswoman in the States is claiming that Matthew Shepard was not killed as part of a hate crime, but that he died in an attempted robbery. She goes on to say that it is a hoax being used to allow the passing of anti hate crime bills. What's even more appalling is that ( Read more... )

Title: Alone
Author: mr_mercutio
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Crabbe/Goyle
Word Count: 2,255
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Greg has always been alone until Vince is there. The Room of Requirement changes this.
Warnings: Dark!fic
Author's ( Read more... )

Author: mr_mercutio
Title: The Last Act of Repudiation
Rating: PG
Character(s): Dolores Umbridge
Word Count: ~ 1,300
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It is the end of the world in the Ministry for Magic, and the only one left to see its ( Read more... )

So, odd question for you HP fandomers on my f-list. Does anyone know of the existence of a Slytherin-centric fic/art exchange fest thingy, and if not, do you think there would be interest in one? We recently had the lovely hpdesmutathon, devoted to Death Eater fiction, and I think it would be kind of nifty to have a fest about exploring the Slytherins in ( Read more... )

The reveals have gone up at hpvalensmut, so here is the fic that I wrote for it. Thank you to everyone who commented on it when it was still anonymous - I'm still floored by the outpouring of praise for it. You guys rock.

Author: mr_mercutio
Title: The Last Act of Desperation
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Word Count: ~ 5,200
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter ( Read more... )

My gift on hpvalensmut went up today, and I love it so much, guys. It's a Slytherin (and Ravenclaw!) fic, with Blaise/Theo, Theo/Draco and Draco/Terry Boot pairings. Completely panders to all of my loves in the HP fandom. It's a post-war fic in which the Slytherin boys have left England and are in Russia (kinda, lol), and then are approached by Terry as a ( Read more... )

Was talking with the youngest sister-thing the other day, as it was her fifteenth birthday. (God, fifteen? Really? It is incredibly hard to think of her as anything but a tiny girlchild running around and screaming at the top of her lungs. Now she is a tiny teenchild running around and screaming at the top of her lungs. SO DIFFERENT!) I'm quite ( Read more... )

Title: The Chosen One
Author: mr_mercutio
Characters: Voldemort, OCs
Rating: PG at worst
Word Count: ~1900
Warnings: crack fic, "original" characters, a few groan-worthy jokes
Summary: The Dark Lord Voldemort comes to destroy his nemesis. Crack ensues.
Disclaimer: His fearsomeness the Dark Lord Voldemort is the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/ ( Read more... )